Yoongi: hey siri,
Siri: Yes, yoongi?
Yoongi: What's 0 divided by 0?
Siri: imagine you have 0 cookies and you want to evenly split it into your 0 friends, see you don't get it. Cookie monster is sad because there are no cookies and that you're sad because you have no friends.
Yoongi: rood.
L A T E R
In a Samsung store
Sejin: are you sure you want to have an android inside of an apple?
Yoongi: yes
Sejin: *sighs* fine, which one?
Yoongi, in soft: *holding a black galaxy S11* dis pls
Sejin: alright.
A N O T H E R L A T E R
Jimin: um hyung... what's that?
Yoongi: a phone?
Jungkook: what brand?
Yoongi: Samsung
Taehyung: ew.
Hoseok: Oh hyung, why did you switch into an android when we have apple?
Yoongi: I don't want it.
Namjoon: why tho.
Yoongi: you don't want to know.
Jin: THIS IS AN APPLE HOUSEHOLD BETTER GET YOURSELF AN APPLE PRODUCT OR ELSE YOU ASS IS GONNA GET BOTTED OUT.
Yoongi: I mean, I have and ipad, macbook pros, sooo yeah.
Jin: Eye-
Jimin: can't argue with that logic.
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Author: sana ol may iphone T-T
Author: this chapter is just a joke like my life.
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