Once upon a time, there was a mum named JIN and a dad named NAMJOON. The two had 8 children, I know alot right?
JIN's father is names YOONGLES and YOONGLES had a wife names HOBI, who is JIN's mother.
JIN has 6 sons and 2 daughters. Their first born is a girl named JIMIN-SSI! the next named YO V! JUNGGUK! SOOB, YEONJUN, taeHYUN and H.KAI. lastly their other daughter named BEOM.
JIN and NAMJOON was walking around the park with their son JUNGGUK, and the other 7 children with JIN's parents.
The three walked around the park, until...
NAMJOON: JIN, where's our son?
JIN: what son?
NAMJOON: OUR 3RD SON!
JIN:
NAMJOON:
JIN: fuck.
Few moments later
JIN: JUNGGUK! MOMMY NEEDS TO GO HOME TO FU- I MEAN I NEED TO COOK DIN DIN!
JIN: JUNGGUK!
NAMJOON: JIN-
JIN, shaking the heck our of Dahyun: HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?! *runs to Halsey*
NAMJOON: I'm sorry about him.....
Dahyun, completely dizzy: I'm fine
JIN, shaking Halsey like there's no tomorrow: HE'S THIS SHORT COMPLETELY GAY BUT WE NENVER HAD A TALK ABOUT IT!
JUNGGUK:*walks behind JIN*
JIN, runs off: JUNGGUKKKKKKKKK
NAMJOON: Ashley! I'm sooooo sorry for him..
Halsey, dizzy af: It's fine anything for lov- *vomits*
NAMJOON: Here *hands him a towel*
Halsey: thank you,
NAMJOON: anytime.. *hears JIN* I have to go now,
Halsey: I'll let you know when I see your so- *vomist again*
NAMJOON: *runs to JIN who was currently hitting a trashcan*
Halsey: I wish I never eat YOONGLE's egg pie pudding...
With JIN
JIN: *throws a rock at Jackson* I HAVE A GAY CHILD AND I DONT KNOW WHERE HE ISS!!! *runs towards the lake*
NAMJOON: Jackson!
Jackson: Hey! Namjoon,
NAMJOON: I am sooo sorry about him... he's just,
Jackson: it's fine, I had that same thing when Mark lost his wallet.
NAMJOON: thank you for undertsanding
Jackson: you you should get your husband
NAMJOON: ah right..
NAMJOON, runs to JIN: JIN!
JIN: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PARK RANGER?! JUNGGUK!
NAMJOON, hugs JIN: STOPPP
JIN, crying: jungguk....
Namjoon: it's okay...
Jungguk: mum dad?
NamJin: Jungguk?!
JIN: YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU MADE ME WORRIED!
Jungguk: I have fuck no mothers.
Jin: that's my son..
THE END
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