Warning contains adult humour.
Dollie's POV
We were all sat around the kitchen table playing a weird version of spin the bottle, the idea of the game was to write down 3 questions each and put them in the hat and then we would each take it in turns to spin the bottle and whoever the bottle landed on would be the person to answer the question. It was now dads turn, he grabbed the bottle and spun it, it landed on auntie Zoe.
"Oooh Okay this is a juicy one"!!!! He exclaimed.
"Oh god" said Zoe sounding scared.
"Are you and Alfie going to have kids"? Dad asked.
"I mean you have been married 10 years" said mom.
"Well the answer is no, we aren't going to have any kids, we just don't want them, we're just going to have dogs instead" said Zoe.
"Wait so I don't get to be an uncle Joe"? Dad asked.
"Well it makes it even, you and Dianne get to play mom and dad and Alfie and I get to play auntie and uncle.
"Aaaahhh, I was gonna be the cool uncle as well" said dad.
"You? The cool uncle, I don't think so" I said with a chuckle.
"Yeah soz mate that spots already been taken" said Alfie and then we all burst out laughing.
"Right it's my turn now" said Zoe and then she grabbed the bottle and she spun it, it landed on dad, Zoe took a question out of the hat, I could see from her expression that it was a big one or rude.
"I'm just gonna say whoever wrote this needs to remember that the questions were supposed to be child friendly, there are kids playing" said Zoe
"Oops" said Alfie and he went bright red in the face.
"And that's why we're not having any kids" said Zoe.
Later that night
Dianne's POV
It was later on in the evening and the girls had now gone to bed and we were all curious to find out what Alfie's question was.
"So Zoe, What was that question"? I asked.
"Are you sure you wanna know"? Zoe asked.
"Yes the suspense is killing us" said Joe
"Oh god Okay, here goes nothing" said Zoe and then she took in a huge breath and then said:
"Have you ever 69'd someone"? Zoe asked with an embarrassed look on her face.
"Alfie"! I said with a shocked look on my face.
"Yeah how about we don't answer this question" Joe said.
"Agreed" I said.
The next morning
Dollie's POV
I woke up the next morning woke up with Junipers foot in my face and Jessie practically wrapped around my whole body.
"Remind me to never share a bed with you guys again" I said pushing Jessie off me.
"Hey" said Jessie.
"And Juniper get your cheesy foot out of my face" I said
"Hey my feet ain't cheesy" she argued back.
"Look whether Juni's feet are cheesy or not I don't care, but what I do care about is how hungry I am and I can smell bacon cooking downstairs" Said Jessie.
"Okay then let's go downstairs" I said and then we all made our way downstairs.
"You came down just in time girls" Said Zoe and then she laid out 3 plates stacked with pancakes on the table for us all.
"So what are we gonna do today"? I asked.
"Well we thought we could all spend the day in our pjs and sit on the sofa and watch your dads and I's old episodes of strictly" Mom said.
10 mins later
Everyone had now finished breakfast so we all climbed up on the sofa, it was a bit of a squeeze but we didn't care we all just interlocked our arms around each other's in a comfortable position, it almost like as if we were a jigsaw puzzle and that if one of us wasn't here then there would always be a missing piece.
AN
So this was the final main chapter to this story but I will still be writing an epilogue and a final AN so it's not over just yet xx
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