Escape to Neverland (A Peter Pan Fanfiction)

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I didn’t expect Captain Hook to be so nice! When I hear “Captain Hook”, I think ugly as fuck, smells terrible, grotesque personality,  and a pointy hook on the right arm. Yet, Killian was the total opposite of that! He was unbelievably alluring, he smelled of lilacs and cinnamon, he had a lovable personality, and he had a POLISHED pointy hook on the right arm.

Killian even let me rest in his captain’s quarters, what a sweetheart! I mean, I was pretty pissed that he kidnapped me and everything….I was in my Harry Potter PJs for crying out loud! But, he treated me with respect and that’s all I could ask for. I’m still not sure what being “bait” meant, but when the time came I would know.

A few hours later, we arrived in Neverland. “Stephanie, look. Embrace the beauty!” Killian happily called to me. I walked to the edge of the boat next to Killian and stood by his side looking out into the landscape. Oh, you wouldn’t believe the scenery! Neverland was absolutely magnificent! It was as if I was on crystal meth, it was unimaginable!

The clouds were like giant cotton bouncy castles, how I wanted to jump on them! The vegetation was fern green, it looked so fresh! The midnight blue water dazzled the sunlight, as if it was dancing! The light sand looked thick, perfect for sand kingdoms! Lastly, the rainbows, oh the gorgeous rainbows! It looked like the sky threw up rays of pink, yellow, and blue onto Neverland.

My eyes and mouth grew wide as I basked in the setting. I looked at Killian and he looked back. “Killian, I’m speechless. I don’t know what to say!” I babbled with delight. “Oh just wait until we get to the shore,” Killian said as he held me closer to him. As the ship got into the water, a large splash was produced and Killian and I got soaked. “Oh eww, I’m soaked!” I laughed. Killian looked at himself and laughed as well. (A/N:KILLIAN IS BAE)

However, he suddenly stopped laughing. One of his pirates snook up behind him and knocked him out cold! “KILLIAN, NO!” I screamed as I ran to his unconscious body. Then, another pirate held my arms behind my back and wrapped a dirty slip of cloth across my mouth. I tried to fight but it was no use, I couldn’t do anything! “NERRRRRRR,” I mumbled under the cloth. Some other pirates took Killian’s body and tied him up. Why, why were they doing this? This doesn’t make any sense!?

        All of a sudden, a large pirate came up to me. He had a large tangled beard, blemishes on his unwanted face, a bright scarlet bandana, and...one foot? He smelled nauseous and had an awful voice. “It seems that the captain here has his head in the clouds,” the pirate said as he pointed to Killian. What did they mean? “We brought you here as bait, and bait only!” he continued.

I still didn’t understand, bait for what? Suddenly, there was a faint noise in the distance. “Hey Bart, looks like Tick-Tock is hungry!” the pirate exclaimed. WHAT? Tick-Tock...AS IN THE CROCODILE?! The pirate pulled me onto his shoulders and placed me on what appeared to be a plank that ended at the edge of the boat. “WALK!” he ordered me. FUCK! WHAT DO I DO, WHAT DO I DO?!

I had no choice, no escape. I slowly made my way to the end of the plank. As I got to the end of the plank, I could see what was right under me. Only a few feet under me was a green mossy crocodile the size of a car, it was Tick-Tock! Tick-Tock had his mouth wide open that you could see down his tunnel of a throat. Oh God, could this really be the end?

However, the pirate yelled, “Come on out Peter! You cowardly elf!” OMG DID HE MEAN PETER PAN! I was totally fangirling, but then I forgot that I was about to be eaten by a crocodile! There was no response to the pirate’s call, as if it was a tree that fell and no one was around to hear it.

Just then, a charming young boy, maybe a year older than me, came out of no where and...was flying! It was no other than the mischievous Peter Pan! OMG, THE Peter Pan was going to rescue me! “You stupid pirates never learn!” Peter screamed. He gracefully flew onto the boat and SLAYED all of the pirates on board! Though, the pirate with the large beard was left standing. “Didn’t anyone tell you to grow up!” the pirate nagged.

With that, Peter kangaroo kicked the pirate off the boat, left to swim with Tick-Tock. “PEEEEEETTTTEEEERRRR!” the pirate bellowed as he was swallowed by the water. Peter and I were the only conscious people on the boat, someone pinch me I must be dreaming!