What happens when two of my friends join the Keeper Fandom?
Me: *blows a whistle* Ready? Okay! Hi! I'll be your guide! I'll be your G-U-I-D-E to KOTLC! Don't read Percy Jackson-
Friend (We'll call her Lollipop): Percy Jackson?
Me: Did I say PJO? Nevermind. I'm the K to the double E-J-F-Q and- gee I can't spell.
Fangirls: Hi! She'll be your guide! She'll be your G-U-I-D-E to KOTLC!
Me: LET'S READ SOME THEORIES!
Lollipop&Olive: No!
Me: Eh, worth a try. I'm the K to the double E-F-E-S to the S-O-H-O-T! Yes!
Olive: What is happening?
Me: I understand it's a lot to process. But! The good news is you guys both read these cool books! That gives ya clout. That means the two of you should stick around! Lucky for you I dropped by! You guys seem like nice guys. Little on the generic fandom, "do your work" side. As for me I've been reading for millennia! I'm a crazy fangirl here! Giving normies quite a scare!
Me/Fangirls: Flush out all the "readers" you can read easier!
Me: Stick with us! We give all our love to Keefe Sencen!
Fangirls: All our love to Keefe Sencen!
Me: And we do it for the love of it!
Me/Fangirls: Money?
Me: Ah, who needs it?
Me/Fangirls: I think we're a perfect fit!
Me: Come on let's make out a bit!
*Everyone throws books in the air*
Fangirls: Yeah! Fans!
Me: It's the perfect day to read! Cuz this girl happened to be passing by! To give you control of your soul, when you're joining our fandom!
*Fangirls form a circle around Olive and Lollipop*
*Everyone beating their books like drums*
Me/Fangirls: JOIN OUR FANDOM!
Me: Oh yeah!
*Olive and Lollipop get buried in memes, theories, and books*
Me: *does jazz hands*
Ta da? Honestly I don't know what this is. It popped into my head and I wrote it.
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