Mr Hegarty, My Love

Chapter 5

I sat down on my bed and smiled... I don't think I quite understood what had happened and it only just settled in that I got Colin's phone number.

I saved Colin's number in my contacts and I texted him without thinking twice. I didn't expect Colin to reply but he did, and that went on for many nights until my father got in the way...

I was on a phonecall to Mr Hegarty and I was flirting and gossiping about shit politicians - Mainly flirting...

(That's a bit like our phonecalls)

But anyways I was halfway through singing the quadratic formula when my cruel father walked in my room and grabbed my Nokia brick with his hairy, dirty hands. He put it up to his ear and told Mr Hegarty he was to stop seeing me as he didn't condone gay relationships.

After I heard that bull honky I was fuming so I decided to take something my father loved.

Shrek.

I ran downstairs and tried to prise open my father's stupid safe where he kept his Shrek blow up doll and Shrek DVDs. The door was not budging so I used the power of maths to get it open. It worked!

"FARQUAAD YOU GINGER NONCE WHAT THE BLEEDIN' HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" My father shouted, the panic in his voice becoming evident.

I didn't know what to say... I wasn't even ginger! My father was staring at me whilst I had the Shrek DVD in one hand and a mouldy crisp in the other (I found it in the safe, yummy!).

"Father you will no longer defy me of my relationship with Mr Colin Hegarty." I said - quite calmly.

"I will continue to defy your 'relationships' until you bring home a nice green ogre called Fiona."

Of course he said that. His whole life was about Shrek, not me! Noooo I'm not important. Never was. It was always about Shrek. I was just an accident - born to remind my brutal father of his mistakes.

I was sick of that shit.

I took the DVD out of the case and held it with one hand, dropping the case on the floor with the other. I then placed my spare hand on the disc and, much to my father's dismay, I snapped it into fragments. They were all over the floor... But I didn't care.

"You know what they say father, an eye for an eye."

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