Mr Hegarty, My Love

Chapter 15

I built up a rage as big as Megamind's forehead and I knocked down my door with much force. At that point I had no idea what I was going to do but I was too angry to think about it properly. Everything that had happened in my sad life so far was all leading up to this. It was time to question my pathetic father.

"Father, you faked your death, framed Colin Hegarty and then lied to my face several times. What excuse do you want to give me about all of this?"

"I did it all for you Farquaad, every single thing I did helped you in some way. Framing Colin? I did that because you don't need stupid distractions messing up your life"

"Colin wasn't stupid"

"That maybe true but you still killed him. Didn't you?"

"I was aiming for the greasy haired boy but mans jumped in the way"

"We all know you were aiming for Colin"

My father was driving me insane so I stole his motorbike (the Shrekorbike) and I drove down to the police station. I realised that framing someone for a murder is illegal and so I thought telling the police would ensure that my father would get arrested.

"Hello there so basically my father faked his death and said that my dead boyfriend, Colin, did the murder but he literally didn't and my father is insane and has Shrek wallpaper and I need help. Please help"

"Sir, are you intoxicated? You're the one sounding insane... I'm going to ask your father to take you home"

After the policeman said that I realised my father would never go to prison and I would never get the closure I wanted. My life was just one big sack of shit and I knew nothing would change. My father took me home and we continued our conversation.

"Farquaad, why on earth did you report me?"

"YOU'RE LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF INSANE YOU COLD HEARTED PIECE OF DONKEY SHIT"

"Whoa there Farquaad there really isn't any need for all that shouting. I already told you I framed Colin so you wouldn't have any distractions getting in your way"

"What the hell do you mean?"

"My life is sad. I drink beer and watch Shrek all day... Shrek is my distraction and it ruined my life- I wanted you to have the life I never had. I did this for you but you're being ungrateful.

I walked towards my father, I had treated him horribly and I felt awful

"So... You really did it to help me?"

I gave my father a hug for the first time in 10 years as I tried to fight back tears.

"SIKE BITCH, I LOVE SHREK AND MY LIFE MORE THAN ANYTHING"

My father got out a gun and shot me in the head.

And now you're saying to yourself "hahahahaha fake story how is dum dum Farquaad still writing if he died" My answer to this is quite simple, I'm a ghost idiot.

I wasn't gonna mention heaven but I do have a small story for you all.

Story:
I was walking through heaven and then all of a sudden I heard a voice.

"Farquaad?"

"Colin"

"What are you doing here? Heaven is for dead people"

"My father shot me in the head but that doesn't matter. I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean to kill you I just couldn't control my emotions and jealously got the better of me"

"Being in heaven has given me a lot of time to reflect on what happened and being here has made me realise how much I love you and so I accept your apology"

"I love you too, Colin. Be my boyfriend?"

"Sure"

THE END

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Thank you so much for reading this. I know the ending is like an episode of Riverdale but I had to add some drama in there.

I started a story about baby shark and the first chapter is published but I don't know whether I'll be finishing that

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Thank you so much for reading and I'm sorry it took me so long to complete it. Make sure to send this to Mr Hegarty! (Please don't do that)