I couldn't believe Mr Hegarty had been arrested for the murder of my father. My father had always been a dick to me but he had never personally done anything to Colin. Nonetheless, I still loved Mr Hegarty and one small murder wouldn't change that. I didn't really understand how Colin did it but I was sure I would find out.
I wasn't allowed to go with Colin to the police station but I was very distressed so I decided to download Yubo (please sponsor me) to make some new friends. I went through a few very old men and a few nasty dick pics until I found this one guy called Mr awesome cool man big awesome awesome cool dude guy cool, he seemed pretty cool. We chatted for a bit and I found out he is chill, plays the synthesiser but its a guitar, and he can see through the 7th dimension and knows all because of his many uses of LSD. Mr awesome cool man big awesome awesome cool dude guy cool told me he would meet me to give me some advice and I agreed because I had a gangsta boyfriend and therefore no one could hurt me.
1 Hour Later
"Hey Farquaad"
"Hey there Mr awesome cool man big awesome awesome cool dude guy cool."
"Let's miss out all the chit chat yeah? So I'm here to give you advice and that's exactly what I'm gonna do. I think instead of worrying about Heg you should make friends with the aliens and play synth with me."
"LSD?"
"Yeah man."
"I don't have time for this shit. Come with me to see Colin."
"Ight."
Even though I didn't have my driving licence I took Colin's Porsche and managed to get Mr awesome cool man big awesome awesome cool dude guy cool and I to the police station. Colin hadn't called me yet so I knew it was serious and I was a bit scared.
Inside the Police Station
Mr awesome cool man big awesome awesome cool dude guy cool and I walked over to the little phone booths you see in movies and we found Colin! He looked very rough and tired but he still looked hot. I thought he would have looked excited to see me but I was extremely wrong.
Mr Hegarty's POV
What the hell was Farquaad doing with a strange man that was definitely tripping? I was furious. I thought I was Farquaad's number one man, obviously not.
"Farquaad, what the flipping heck are you doing with this strange man?"
"Hey babe this is Mr awesome cool man big awesome awesome cool dude guy cool, I met him on Yubo!"
"The hell were you doing on Yubo? It's full of nonces and e thots."
"I needed some comfort and someone to help me with advice after you got taken away, Mr awesome cool man big awesome awesome cool dude guy cool was the first guy that wasn't weird."
"Fine."
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Mr Hegarty, My Love
Mystery / ThrillerHis gorgeous voice, his handsome face - what more could a desperate man want? The way he explains fractions makes the hairs on my neck stand up and my cheeks go a dark shade of crimson red. His choice of words make my heart skip two beats at once. T...
