His gorgeous voice, his handsome face - what more could a desperate man want? The way he explains fractions makes the hairs on my neck stand up and my cheeks go a dark shade of crimson red. His choice of words make my heart skip two beats at once. T...
My name is Farquaad and I was a miserable 24 year old living in the Endz of London where all the Roadmen were. Living there was hard especially when I lived with my drunken father who had an obsession with Shrek.
University was the worst. Everyone says that but when I say it I mean it. The one and only talent I possessed was being a maths genius but the problem with that was everyone called me a NERD. The first time someone called me a nerd was the worst day of my life and I hid in my father's soup cupboard for 7 days and nights.
I often wished that there was someone who liked maths as much as I did but my wishes never came true. *very sad*
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Well apart from this one time when my wish did come true... That's where my story began.
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