Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper.

Boris Johnson Kills Batman

It was a Cold Saturday Night and the three amigos, Boris, Batman and Robin were just leaving the Pub.
They were all having a laugh about how Batman had found a Rat in his Ass.
Batman then compared the Rat to Boris's Mum, and this was too much for Boris to handle. Full of Rage, Boris jumped on Batman and threw him to the Floor. He then started to bash his head in with his fist, he did this until Batman's Soul had left his body.
"Yikes" said Robin as he was finishing his chocolate Milk.
Boris realised he could not leave any witnesses so he head butt's Robin in the nuts so hard that Robin is throw out of the Atmosphere.
"What have I done" said Boris as he looked at his Bloody Fists.
"I must go on the Run" mumbled Boris to himself as he ran to the Airplane to catch a flight to Mumbai.