Ok so first I just wanna say THANKS FOR NEARKY 4K reads. Like my views doubled in a week man. And for 300+ votes. I love you guys so much! Anywayyys on to the tea!
So WARNING THIS STORY CONTAINS BAD INSULTS AND THINGS FROM A SEX SHOP SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
So I'm pretty wild, I like to get down and dirty. I mean, I'm allowed to do so because I'm 19 y'all little 12 year olds need some Jesus.
So my "partner" and I wanted to try some stuff just to get it out the way, and I was in charge of buying the stuff. And so there's this XXX store not too far from my house, I can just walk there.
So I went to the store and started picking stuff out, you know, candles, toys, outfits. There's even this kinky board game. (I'm sorry I'm putting y'all through this)
So they rung me up, looking at me crazy and shit, and I leave with three bags full of junk. And it's plain black plastic bags, like the ones you get from Walmart. But black.
SO, I'm walking back home, and 'it's freezing out, and I'm so bored and my arms are tired. And I literally crash into my boss.
I work at a restaurant.
I bump into my boss, and he's a big burly man, so I fell over, dropped the bags and some stuff spilled out. Like the fucking lollipop dîck, the handcuffs, the chains, the rope. Dear god!
And I'm like struggling to put all the sexy time material back in the bags. And he picks up the MONSTER dildo (my friend asked me to pick one up for her)
Like I mean a monster dildo (she's a porn actor)! Like this thing was huge, 13 inches long, thick as my thigh 😏.
And he picked it up, and looked at it, then he looked at me. Then looked at the bag full of sex shit. And I died!
Like my chocolate face was red as bakugous eyes. And then he starts laughing and he says "so you having some secret satanic sex party I'm not invited to?"
And then my STUPID ASS SAID "I'm sorry but I don't think you meet the regulations, all dudes must have at least 7 inches and proper hygiene."
And then he starts laughing again! And he puts the monster dîck in the bag and says, "if you ditch work for your sex life again you're fired."
And I got up to walk away, and then I look in the bag and realized something was missing right. And I turn to him, and he's waving a keychain vibrator around his finger and says, "might give this to my girl, she gets lonely when I'm not around."
I DIED ON SPOT!!!! AND NOW WHEN I GO TO WORK TODAY HES GONNA TEASE ME AND FUCK WITH ME AND TELL ALL MY COWORKERSSSSS. UGHHHHHHHHH
Help me.
Later
Veronica
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