k. bakugou oneshots

💋🗿Bad Dragon🗿💋

So if you don't know what bad dragon is. Go on a PRIVATE or INCOGNITO browser and google it. It's basically huge and fantasy dildos.

Now if you read the last chapter you would know that I tricked you. I said I was ending the book but really I'm not.

I love you hoes too much to just end this out of the blue.

You bit your lip staring at the laptop screen. Someone has told you about bad dragons and you were unsure what it really was. The minute you pulled up the website you had to shut your laptop and run to the safety of your room. Too many people in the common room.

The collection of things was surprisingly intruiging.

"How do people fit these in there?..." you gaped at the size of some of them.

You were disgusted but so very very curious, they had some that squirted, vibrated, there were large, extra large. They looked like tentacles, tongues, and monsters. You were so lost in reading reviews and just browsing, but soon enough you came to the conclusion that you wanted one.

You'd use it and have some fun, because why not. You weren't new to the whole pleasing self thing. You knew the general idea of what to do, and to be honest you were open to trying new things.

So you clicked the most beginner looking one and added it to your cart, almost choking at the price. "Fifty five dollars!"

You sighed, "this better be worth it."

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You placed the order and let your room to grab something to eat. When you came back, pop tart in hand, you noticed katsuki on your bed on his phone. "Whatcha doing?"

"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm bored."

"You wanna watch a move then?"

He nodded and put his phone down reaching for your laptop. You heart froze, was the bad dragon tab still open? "I-its ok! I'll put it on."

"My hands work just fine." He grumbled.

"Don't touch my laptop!" You screeched heading for it.

He narrowed his eyes and moved it out of your grasp, "do you have something to hide Y.n?"

"No!" You said, suspicious and embarrassed written all over your face.

He opened your laptop and it came to life, for it was only asleep. The screen lit up and the confirmation page was still untouched. "Your order has been placed! Thank you for shopping at Bad Dragon, I hope you have a great time!"

"What is this?" He mumbled to himself.

"Katsuki no!" You said trying to wrestle him for your computer.

You groaned and struggled to get the device, he ended up sitting on your stomach and you wheezed under his weight. "K-katsuki get offf and give me my computerrrr!" You whined.

"You're hiding something." He began clicking around the website, the confirmation screen still present. You watched in horror as he made it to the home screen of the page.

Your eyes widened, his eyes widened, your face turned red, his turned red. He stared at the assortment of monster dildos, he kept scrolling and was even more shocked.

"Wha- you?- I- did you- 70 dollars!" He found himself unable to form a proper sentence.

He was surprised that you of all people would be on a site like this, let alone buying one. He swallowed hard and got off of you, he put your laptop on your bed and walked out without looking at you.

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"Bad dragon. What the fuck." He said to himself, he looked up the page himself. He rolled his eyes "no way this shit is gonna fit in tiny ass Y.n. This is like twice her height."

He scrolled through and wondered what it would be like to be with you, he'd rather tear you apart than know that some bit of material is.

You were mortified, you sat on your bed, face red as a tomatoe and you were dying inside. "Stupid bad dragon. Stupid katsuki. He's gonna tell everyone."

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Your package was delivered and was in the mail boxes. You tried to get it without anyone seeing but katsuki had his eye on you all the time. When you decided to just grab it and run, he was right on your tail.

"What's that Y.n?"

"Just a care package from my mum." You said, sweat pouring down your face.

"What's that sticker on it?"

You mentally facepalmed and saw the red dragon on it. "Just my mums favorite animal, a dragon, she always puts it on stuff so I know it's from her."

"You sure it ain't that thing you ordered?"

"What's he talking about Y.n?" Mina asked but then her eyes set on the red dragon and she grinned widely. "Yn you didn't! Omg can I see which one you got?"

"I didn't order anything!" You said, your voice another ten octaves higher.

But this time people were crowding around to see what Bakugou was giving you a hard time for. "I saw you purchased something, we all wanna know what it's is."

"Mina, help me." you whispered.

"Only if you let me help you with it."

"Me too." Bakugou said with a malicious grin.

871 words.

If y'all really thought this was over, then you clearly don't know author chan

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