And here's the 1 hour version. I'll put the lyrics at the end of the story
This song tho, I feel like Bakuboy would rap this, Deku hitting the triangle, Kirshimia with the "yuh! Aye uhn! Aye!" Jiro hittin that beat tho.
"Y.n let me in for fucks sake!" Bakugou growled outside your dorm room.
"I'm not done yet!" You said adjusting your wig. You studied your costume in the mirror. Black baggy pants, a black tank top with a red X, combat boots and Bakugo's grenade hand thingies you stole when he wasn't looking. You even wore a spiky wig.
You smiled at yourself, dressing up as your boyfriend for Halloween was genius. "Ok Im ready." You said opening the door.
He looked at you and studied you, "what the fuck are you wearing?"
"I'm you." You said giggling, "wait I gotta act like you. Oi! I'm the all mighty king explosion murder! Shut up Deku!" You said putting on an angry face trying to deepen you voice.
He rolled his eyes at you, "dumbass."
You looked at his costume, jeans, a white shirt, a green coat and ear and a tail. You thought he looked cute as a furry.
"Can we just go to this stupid party already?"
You nodded and grabbed his hand, shutting your door. He examined your costume more, the tank top and the baggy pants really complimenting your figure.
Once you got to the common room, you saw ghost and skeleton decorations. You smiled at the snack table with spider and pumpkin cookies. You immediately dragged him over to the snack table and grabbed three cookies.
"Nuh uh." He said taking the cookies from you. "You already have two cavities, you need to lay off the sweets."
"But the dentist said I'd be fine."
"No he didn't, he said your teeth are gonna fall out, did you forget I was there."
You pouted and crossed your arms. "Meanie." You huffed, furrowing your brows.
"You can have one." He sighed. Your eyes lit up as you grabbed a cookie and shoved it your mouth.
(so halfway through writing this I decided to look up bnha in Halloween costumes. I REALISED THEY ACTUALLY DID. Because I'm not that far in the show yet, so I originally made bakugou a vampire, but now I have to make him a furry. Rip. Also sorry for the a/n)
You walked over to the group, and looked at everyone's costume. Deku was a ghost, ochaco was a witch, todo was a vampire, Denki was a devil, and Iida was Frankenstein.
"Wow y.n, I like your costume." Ochaco said, "where did you find a wig though?"
"I made it." You said with a cheeky grin.
"Kacchan, you look cute!" Deku said appearing next to bakugou.
He growled and was ready to punch him, but he knew you didn't like it when he did that, so he restrained himself. "You guys wanna see my Katsuki impression?"
A chorus of yeas came from the group, Kirishima even shouted, "hell yea!" From another corner somewhere. You stomped around with your angry face growling at people. You mumbled a string of curse words and stuck you face in deku's yelling at him. "Shitty deku!"
Everyone clapped at your impression, your boyfriend just growled and rolled his eyes. "I'm nothing like that."
"I'm pretty sure I was exactly like you." You said poking his cheeks. "That reminds me, I wrote this rap thingy just for this." You nodded to jiro and she activated her quirk, getting ready to play the beat she made for you.
You nodded to kirishima and he stepped closer to you, he was going to be your backup vocals.
As soon as the beat started you got ready to spit bars.
"Like I'm Bakugo, turn they soul to fuckin' smoke
Bitch I'm boutta pop, bitch you know I'm boutta blow up
Only need these hands I don't need no fuckin pole
Once I get a grip, I might blast yo fuckin dome up
Like I'm Bakugo, turn they soul to fuckin' smoke
Bitch I'm boutta pop, bitch you know I'm boutta blow up
Only need these hands, I don't need no fuckin' pole
Once I get a grip, I might blast yo fuckin' dome up
Why you packin, you ain't bout that action
Fuck yo bitch I'll blow her back in
Why you mad but not attackin
Pussy boy I'll send you packin
I'm the best, no doubt about it
Competition live without it
You just mad cause I'm too rowdy
Bitch get back I'm really bout it
Head down on the ground, you don't want these hands around you
Nitroglycerin I'm sweatin, blastin off I'm bound to
Rushin, there ain't no hiding yous a pussy if you down to
If you try to hide you gon be begging once I've found you
I'm the best, ain't no hero but always been vet
Nibba if you got an issue, AP shots up to yo neck (idk If you black)
I don't give a fuck about no one, I'll say it no regrets
Bitch, I'm only here for me, I'm at the top and you'll respect
Grenadier bracers on my wrist, I'm about to pull the pin
Come at me with all your might or I'ma melt off all your skin
Howitzer impact if I'm pissed, Bitch I told you I'ma win
Bitch, get back before I blast, I said I'll do it again wit' a grin
Like I'm Bakugo, turn they soul to fuckin smoke
Bitch I'm boutta pop, bitch you know I'm boutta blow up
Only need these hands I don't need no fuckin pole
Once I get a grip, I might blast yo fuckin dome up
Like I'm Bakugo, turn they soul to fuckin smoke
Bitch I'm boutta pop, bitch you know I'm boutta blow up
Only need these hands I don't need no fuckin pole
Once I get a grip, I might blast yo fuckin dome up"
Throughout the song, kirishima was shouting things like "aye! Yuh! Uhn!" You know, the usual. You bowed at the awestruck faces in the crowd. They all knew you liked to write, but they didn't know you could rap.
You smiled at your boyfriend and his jaw was to the floor.
You smiled at everyone and bowed again, "thank you, thank you very much."
997 words.
Lmao half that were the lyrics, remember I wanted to do the q/a so comment some questions please loves.
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