Try Me, Bitch |BnHA| |Reader Insert|

Y/n: SQUARE UP MOFO

You reached for your phone, but she stepped on your arm.

"OW!!" You hissed, "I'm not into that shit!"

"You do realize that if you come across The League of Villains, they'll recognize you, right?" She asked.

"Well if they forget me after everything we've been through, I'd be pissed."
Her eyes narrowed at you and you rolled your eyes.

"I'm not being a double spy!" You finalized, "Give it up." With a grunt, she pulled herself off of you.

"Don't regret it." She disappeared from your room. Scrambling up, you reached for your phone and looked at it.

"They're moving today?" You muttered, "... I knew I should've become a stripper."
You elevated yourself down into the lobby where Midoriya, Kirishima, Ochaco, and Tsu already were.

"You got called too?" Midoriya asked.

"Unfortunately." You yawned, rubbing your eyes.

~
After the classes of the day were over, you and the other work study students went to Nighteye's headquarters for a debriefing. The lot of you were standing more in the back. Even though what they were saying was super important, you were spacing out.

'Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange, or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?'

"Hey." Kirishima nudged you. "You ready?" You looked at him, now snapped out of your trance.

"... I think," you replied, "... I'm as prepared as a prepubescent boy is having sex."

"... I-I see..."

~
You and the others were putting on your hero outfits. You put your gloves on and tightened them around your hand.

'Kai Chisaki.' You thought, clenching your fist. When you were done, you went back out into the main room where all of the heroes were.

"Now, let us go!" Nighteye said.

~
All of you were now standing in front of the police station. You were trying to pay attention, but their voices were so droll and you were tired, and bored.

'... so what happens if I get scared half to death twice?'

"Are you ready for this?" Realiti asked, coming up next to you. You jumped at the sudden address.

"TAYLOR SWIFT?!"
She blinked at you and you finally realized who it was.

"Oh..." Your expression dropped. "It's you."

"I could fire you, you know."

"Do it, pussy."

"Heroes!" A man spoke (idk his name sorrynotsorry). "Things might get a little violent."

"YAY!"

"If you see even a hint of suspicious behavior or resistance, please deal with it immediately!"
You raised your hand.

"Are we legally allowed to kill?"

"We've already arrested you twice, L/n. Don't make it three."

"Oh..." You lowered your hand. "... is that a yes?"

"We're up against gangsters who have survived until now. Don't let your guard down and carry out your respective tasks." He saluted all of you and the officers did the same behind him. "We will commence the operation at 8:30! All hands, move out!"

You all stood in front of a house behind the police shields. You were waiting for your cue.

'Man, I haven't been this stressed since I was hiding from the cops because I stole a penguin.' You thought. A loud bang actually made you pay attention. A large man came punching through the front door.