Try Me, Bitch |BnHA| |Reader Insert|

Y/n: Criminality

You were standing in front of Realiti, back in her agency. You were the only one who went there, because apparently, newspapers aren't real and neither is the whistleblower.

"Y/n," she said seriously, "What I'm going to tell you is to remain confidential, you understand me?" You nodded brightly.

"Yep! And also because I'll probably forget it in the next thirty minutes."
Realiti smiled at you and brought out a folder.

"Chisaki of Shie Hassaikai," she said, allowing to you see his picture.

"Is that a plague mask?"

"Yes."

"Didn't doctors back then stuff herbs and shit in there? If so, that dude is on a constant 24/7 high."
Reality sighed.

"It's unknown what Chisaki's motives or plans are, but we know he might in cahoots with the League of Villains," she debriefed. You nodded.

"Okay, so what do you want me to do?" You asked. Realiti placed her elbows on the desk, resting her head on her hands.

"I want you to re-join the criminal world."

"..."

"... what?"
Realiti held out her hand and another file popped into it.

"Do you know what this is?" She waved it in front of your face.

"Well, I can't see it if you keep waving it like that."
Realiti deadpanned at you.

"This..." She flicked it across to you. "... is your criminal record." Your brows raised.

"I... didn't know I had one," you murmured softly, seeing the papers with all of the crimes you've committed.

"I act independently from other agencies," Realiti said, "So I have free will." She leaned forward, placing her head mere inches from yours.

"I want you to go undercover as a villain."

"..."

"... no, absolutely not, hell no, get that bullshit out of my face."
Realiti leaned back.

"Y/n. Do you understand how dire the situation is?"

"I've been to jail twice. I'm not going back again. I don't care if you're a popular hero. I'm not doing this for you."

"Then tell me, Miss Righteousness," she said, "If Principal Nezu asked you to do it, would you?"

"No," you immediately replied, "I've worked too hard to regain the trust of the public and my school friends. I'm not losing it again."

"You really think you regained the trust of the public?" She asked. She leaned to the side and pressed some keys. Screens popped up in front of you.

"Read carefully."
You leaned forward and read reports from different news channels.

"Y/n L/n is a U.A. student? Scary..."
"Man... this is her third chance... why can't they just kill her already."
"She's caused so much trouble for everyone... why is she allowed back in school?"
"I kinda feel bad... the poor kids who'll have to deal with her..."
"I'll pray for all of the teachers and students... that demon shouldn't have any rights."

"..."

"This might be way over your head, Y/n," Realiti spoke, "But if we can fool Chisaki and the League of Villains, we'll have ourselves a victory."

"You want me to be a double spy?" You inquired quietly. She nodded.

"In order to fool your enemies, you must first fool your allies first."
You unfocused, vision going blurry and cross-eyed.