Try Me, Bitch |BnHA| |Reader Insert|

Y/n: Uh... Midoriya--

As you and Midoriya were beginning to run towards where the others were, you noticed his quirk beginning to activate.

"... hey, uh, Deku, are you supposed to be doing that--"
Dark green and black streaks of his power began to wave around, and he had a hard time controlling it.

"Wh-what's going on?!" He cried, holding his wrist, which seemed to have a mind of its own.

"UHHHHH I THINK YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON STOPPING THAT--"

"I'M TRYING!"
The power attached itself to a metal container.

'... OH SHIT--' You launched away from Deku and Kool-Aid manned yourself through the metal. Shinso caught your eye.

"Y/n--"

"NO TIME MOVE NOW!" You grabbed him and pulled him away from the siding exploded, revealing Midoriya. His One For All was spiraling even more out of control.

"Run!" He yelled.

"DONT GOTTA ASK ME TWICE!" You grabbed Shinso and ran away. As you were running, there was an explosion behind you. Those same dark streaks of power whipped in the air. "Oh for god's sake--" You could see Midoriya being pulled by his power, meaning he had no control over it.

"Keep running!" You told Shinso before turning. Shinso, however, didn't keep running. When you got closer to Midoriya, you had to avoid being whipped.

"Okay cool, how do I go about this..." What neutralized him before this? That's when your mind went to a brainwasher.

"OF COURSE!" You Super Sonic Roce back to him, grabbing him, and pulling him back at mach speed. When you got to the ledge of the structure, you could see Ochaco clinging onto Midoriya like a monkey.

"WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN--you know what, never mind." You looked at Shinso before pointing at Midoriya. "Brainwash him."

"Huh--?"

"It worked at the Sports Festival, so do it again!"
Shinso looked at Midoriya for a second before taking off his mouthpiece. He took a deep breath.

"Midoriya! Fight me!"

'... boring ass thing to say, but if it works it works.'

"YEAH!"
Everything promptly froze, and the tendrils slowly swirled back into Midoriya's arm. Ochaco used her quirk to keep them from falling.

"Good job," you said to him before jumping down to meet them on the ground.

"Deku? Deku!" Ochaco called.

"Waste of time." You Mario jumped up, slamming your shin right into his balls. That restarted him. When you three landed on the ground, he curled up like a slug getting salt poured on it.

"Was that necessary...?" Ochaco asked with a nervous smile. You shrugged.

"It woke him up, so it's subjective."
From the back, Monoma appeared, trying to take a swipe at Midoriya, who was still crumpled in a human flesh pile. You grabbed him and moved, jumping to a higher ground.

"I know for a damn fact I didn't rip your nuts off, SO CAN YOU RECOVER ALREADY?" Several bolts and lugnuts appeared, growing in size, before blindly shooting around. That's when Ashido and Mineta appeared, reuniting with you all.

"Urakaka! Midoriya! Y/n! You guys okay?" She called up.

"Yeah, we're fine!" You looked at Midoriya who looked half dead. "... probably." You slapped Midoriya's head.

"GET UP!"

"I'M UP!"
You looked around, taking note of everyone's general location.

'Hm... what could be a good solution to this? Oh, I know.' You snapped your fingers. I'M A GENIUS!

There was a stomp. One that reverberated across the battleground. Both teams stopped, frozen by the infrasound. There was a reptilian-like growl. Peeking from above the tall structures came a long face.

"Wha... what is that--?" Ashido asked. You laughed maniaclly from your spot.

"SAY HELLO TO SPINOSAURUS!"

"THAT'S A DINOSAUR?!?!?!??!?!?" Mineta screeched. Spino just screeched back and Mineta promptly pissed his pants.

"Come on... this has to be cheating..." Monoma said, staring up at it nervous.

"NOPE! THIS IS ALL MY QUIRK, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! BITE THEIR ASSES, SPINO!"
It took a step forward, destroying more than what they could ever. When the opposing team was running away from the falling debris, you appeared behind Yanagi.

"BOO, BITCH!" You The-More-You-Know-'ed her ass all the way into the cage, literally far away from you. You're just that good.

"I'M COMING FOR YOUR BRANDS, GOLFERS! HOLE IN ONE, BITCH!" You grabbed Nirengeki, throwing him up into the air. "HIT IN, SPINO!" It turned, whipping its tail, and sending him flying where Yanagi was.

"WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! MIDORIYA! GO GET SHINSO!" You yelled. You snapped your fingers and the spinosaurus turned into a mountain of chihuahuas.

"CHIHUAHUAS?!" Mineta screamed, seeing as he was basically the same size and getting completely submerged in them.

"GO MY ANKLE BITERS! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!" Monoma was the one who had the most difficulty.

"YOU KICK THESE DOGS I WILL RIP OUT YOUR COLON AND USE IT AS A FLESHLIGHT!" He heard your voice yell. As Yui was distracted, you came up behind her, and grabbed her wrist before ring-around-the-rosy-ing her into the distance, where she disappeared with a glint.

'Well that's three out of five, we've already won this basically.' Your eyes then landed on Monoma. ... heheheheheehehe. The army of angry chihuahuas turned their blood shot, beady eyes towards Monama.

"... uh sh--" The army of angry off-brand Bakugo's swarmed him like flies.

"Don't you think that's a bit... brutal?" Ochaco asked from your side.

"Not at all!" You replied cheerfully, walking closer to the pile. The chihuahuas disappeared in a whoosh, and you grabbed Monoma with giant tongs, handing him to Ochaco. "Here you go!" She awkwardly took them from you.

"Uh... thanks?"

"No problem! Now hurry up and go!"

"R-right!" She turned, running her way back to the cage. You cracked your fingers, stretching out your back before your spine popped out from your ass.

"OOOO that hit the SPOT!" You gasped in relief while Mineta was just staring at you in horror. You smirked, hearing Midoriya and Shinso rumble in the distance. We've won.

~
At the end of the match, Vlad, Aizawa, and Midnight were standing in front of you all.

"It's time for the critique," Vlad said.

"Um, let's start with Y/n," Aizawa added. "... why did you summon a carnivorous dinosaur?"

"Because it would've been a shocking bombshell big enough for us to gain the upperhand."

"You dealt more destruction than any of your teammates."

"Yeah but we won."

"At the cost of your surroundings."

"Yes but we won."

"You don't get it, do you?"

"Yes I do, you wish you were me."

"... get out."

"Understandable, have a good day."

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}