bad·ass
/ˈbadˌas/
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
noun
noun: badass; plural noun: badasses; noun: bad-ass; plural noun: bad-asses
1.
a tough, uncompromising, or intimidating person.
"COME AT ME, TRICK ASS HOE I'LL PUT YOU DOWN LIKE A HORSE WITH A BROKEN LEG...
Everyone stopped, waiting in anticipation for your final show-stopping blow. Nothing came. Just... absolutely nothing. Zip. Nadda.
"Huh?" Chisaki said. You looked at your outstretched hands.
"Oh, shit, sorry," you said, turning around. "Wrong way."
"Yo, she kinda thicc," the deflated stone said.
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A giant explosion came out of your asshole. Chisaki blocked himself from the flames and the smell. You turned around.
"I'M LIKE BAKUGO BUT WITHOUT THE REALISTIC CHARACTERISTICS!!!!!!!" You jumped towards him.
"You little insufferable... brat!!!!" He strained out, sending up more of the ground at you.
"SEND ME TO THE RANCH, DADDY!!" You yelled, the mallet appearing in your hand. With a wide side-swing, you destroyed all of the rocks. With a yell, an attack bigger than the previous ones came at you. Towering over you like some yaoi anime.
"Welp," you said, staring up at it. "Time to unleash my inner lawsuit." The spikes swallowed you up. Instead of the spikes impaling you, you were shielded by someone.
"Good afternoon Miss." You looked up and saw a person standing over you, impaled in place of you.
"Would you like to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?" You blinked up at them.
"Um... you might need to go to the hospital."
""tis but a flesh wound, my dear."
"Okay," you said, waving him away. He disappeared from above you. "Weirdo."
"Someone else is about to die because of you!" You flinched at the loud announcement.
"Damn, dude!! USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!" You yelled back.
"Is that what you want?! Eri!!"
"Okay... this bitch is getting really annoying..." You said, shifting yourself so that you were squatting.
"Do you really think this guy can do anything in this situation by himself?" Your eye twitched.
"Then, what should you do?"
"Okay boomer..." You growled, orienting yourself. "I've had enough of your big talk."
"That's right! It's easier to be hurt yourself than have others get for you, huh?"
"On the contrary, my good fuck!" You phased through the spikes. When you saw Eri standing there, you suppressed a sigh.
'Idiot children.' You smiled widely at him.
"I love seeing people in pain." Chisaki's nerve snapped at you.
"GET YOUR BROCCOLI ASS UP, DEKU!!!!" You yelled. That seemed to snap him out of whatever pained stupor he was in. Just as you were about to make a move, the ceiling above you collapsed. Gusts of air blew by you, sending Chisaki off his feet. You covered yourself and watched the people who were left behind come down. Still fighting off the big guy you first encountered.
