Y/n: I'M HERE BITCH WHAT'S THE SITCH?!?!

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You were running ahead with Mirio when you felt a disturbance in the force.

"SOMEONE IS DOUBTING THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!" You yelled, sliding to a stop.

"What are you doing?!" Mirio called back.

"Just keep going!!!" You looked down at the ground and took a deep breath in.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" You broke through the concrete and landed on a hard floor.

"OW MY TITS!!!!" You cried, curling up in a ball.

"Y/n..." Kirishima said quietly.

"I SENSE SADNESS!!!!!!!" You suddenly yelled, reviving and pointing your finger at him.

"Hu-huh?!" He exclaimed.

"IT'S PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE AFRAID!!!!!!" You yelled, beating up the shield guy in less than 2 seconds.

"Huh?! Wh-what the hell!?" The other enemy exclaimed in shock.

"ACCEPTING ONE'S FEARS IS A WAY TO GROW STRONGER!!!!" You charged the other guy.

"SO BE AFRAID AS MUCH AS YOU WANT YOU PIECE OF DELECTABLE SHIT!!!!!!!!!" You sent a barrage of punches to the fisticuff guy before blowing him ;) into the wall. A giant mallet appeared and began to violently smash them into the ground.

"Uh... Y/n..." Fat said awkwardly.

"Yeah?" You replied, the mallet still beating them like whack-a-moles without the machine and the moles.

"I think that's good..."

"... oh yeah, you're probably right."
The mallet disappeared and the two villains were flattened like pancakes.

"Are you okay?!" You appeared in front of Kirishima and placed your hands on his shoulders.

"Yeah..." He replied, staring up at you. "Why... did you come here?"

"Isn't that obvious?" You inquired, "You... you were doubting yourself." His eyes seem to of widened.

"You came here... because of me?"

"Well of course!" You exclaimed with a smile. "You're my friend!" His eyes teared up.

"Y/n...!" He cried.

"Oh god please don't cry, I don't know if I can handle that."

"Not yet...!"
The three of you looked over and saw the fisticuff villain standing.

"It's a battle to the death!"

"Okay, you're batshit crazy," you said.

"I'm not... dead yet--GUAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" A hole opened up below him and swallowed him whole before closing again.

"Damn, that bitch did not know when to shut up," you said.

"Where's Lemillion?" Fat asked.

"... OH SHIT!!!"

"... hey there's a door here."

"WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING CONCERNED?!?!!"
You peeked your head in and saw it was an infirmary.

"Oh!" You exclaimed, "Fat! Red Riot! An infirmary's here!"

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Once Kirishima was patched up, you hogtied the other remaining villain and stuck him in the room with you.

"So," you said, pacing in front of him. "You gonna spill the tea or what, sis?" He tilted his head at you.

"Oh, sorry, forgot you're an old man." You squatted in front of him. "SPILL THE BEANS, BUSTER!!!"

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