Try Me, Bitch |BnHA| |Reader Insert|

Y/n: YOU WERE THINKIN I DIED

... this book... this book has over 900k reads... I--... bitch, what the fuck...

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"Well, this isn't how I wanted to start the season." You sat in a police interrogation room, wrists chained to the table. "Also, we've gone over this. Unless you're gonna fuck me, are these handcuffs necessary?" The officer shifted in front of you, mean-mugging you.

"You look like a pug, and I'm getting the urge to eat you, so please stop."
He let out a sigh, letting his head hang for a second.

"Why were you there when High-End appeared? How did you get there?" He asked.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh I was sleeping somewhere, and when I opened my eyes, I was on top of a building."

"I just find it ironic you were there on the scene--when High End didn't present itself until after Endeavor appeared."

"Honestly, at this point, I think you're just trying to find excuses or reasons to lock me away from society."

"No--we're trying to find clarifcation as to how you knew the nomu was going to be there."

"OH--JUST LIKE HOW YOU DIDNT KNOW YOUR WIFE CAUGHT YOU CHEATING ON HER HUH."

"I'M GAY, YOU HOMOPHOBE!"

"I DON'T CARE, I'LL SHAG MY WAY THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND REPLACE YOU IN FAMILY PHOTOS!"
The officer let out a sigh and gently slapped his hands against the metal table.

"Just answer the question."

"I literally did."

"Answer it again."

"I plead the fifth."

"You can't do that."

"I want a lawyer."

"Can't do that either."

"The fuck is wrong with you Americans."

"This is Japan."

"At this point, y'all are no different. Y'alls authority can both suck my ass."

"We're charging you."

"On the account of what?"

"Conspiring with villains."

"You know... this whole 'villain' narrative is getting boring and outdated. What about that time I curb stomped a child?"

"You did what?"

"Nothing." You leaned back against the metal chair. "Can I go? Class 1-A is doing a drill and I wanna be a part of it."

"No. Not until everything is cleared up."

"WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO CLEAR UP BESIDE'S RUBY'S ACNE?"

... that just hurt, you know.

"I JUST WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW HIGH-END WAS GOING TO ATTACK!"

"IS YOUR BRAIN AS SMOOTH AS YOUR BALD HEAD?! I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T!"

"THEN HOW DID YOU APPEAR THERE?!"

"I. HAVE. LEGS. AND EYES. I AM HOOMAN GORL WOMAN FEMALE EGG-HATCHING THING. I AM MAMMAL."

"BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE THERE?"

"I DIDN'T KNOW--IT WAS A FREAK COINCIDENCE!"

"THEN WHY WERE YOU THERE?"

"I WAS JUST TAKING A NAP ON TOP OF A HIGH RISE BUILDING, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!"

"WHY WERE YOU TAKING A NAP ON A HIGH RISE BUILDING?"