Try Me, Bitch |BnHA| |Reader Insert|

Y/n: Work Bitch

You continuously banged your head on your desk. Aizawa had not yet arrived, yet all of the students were there.

"Uh, Y/n?" Yaoyorozu called over, concerned. "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine, just trying to kill myself here."
The door slid open and Aizawa walked in.

"Good morning," he greeted.

"GOOD MORNING!!"
When he got to the front desk, he noticed you.

"Y/n... do you need to see Recovery Girl?"
You popped your head up right before it crashed onto the desk again.

"No, why would you ask?"

"Your head's bleeding."

"..."

Smooooooch~

You grumbled, a bandage wrapped around your head.

"Can't even kill yourself in peace anymore, how ridiculous..."
Yaoyorozu just gave you a nervous smile.

"About the hero work studies that are like a more serious version of the internships," Aizawa spoke, "Where you go to where pro heroes work and help them... we talked about them at our faculty meeting yesterday, and almost all the teachers, including the principal, thought you shouldn't do them."

"..."

"WHAAAAAAT?!?!?!"

"EAT MY ENTIRE ASSHOLE, LIKE HELL WE'RE NOT DOING THEM!!!!!"

"After we had that big meeting about it?" Kirishima whined.

"But thinking about why we ended up in the dorms, I guess that makes sense..." Denki said, playing with Ojiro's tail. Bakugo slammed his hands on the desk and stood, body trembling.

"SERVES YOU RIGHT!!!!!!"

"OH SHUT IT YOU FAILURE!!!!!"
Bakugo turned with multiple irk marks on his head, sparks flying from his hands.

"TRY ME BITCH!!!!!!"

"COME AT ME I'LL FUCK YOU LIKE A CACTUS!!!!!"

"But," Aizawa interrupted, "Some think we won't be able to raise strong heroes with our current policies, so we came to the decision that first years will only be allowed to go to agencies with a good track record of accepting work study students."

"DAMMIT!!!!!!!" Bakugo blew up. You sighed and leaned back in your seat.

'Geez... I don't even know where to start...'

~
At the end of class, you were on your phone, looking up some well-known agencies. You found one, which seemed pretty good. There were plenty of known heroes that worked there.

'Maybe I'll go there... hm?' If you looked closely, you could see a small link written in the fine-print of the website.

TOTALLY RELIABLE AND WHOLESOME CULT
Looking for powerful quirks? Ask for Nada-san, and you've got yourself a deal!

You squinted your eyes at the text.

'Sounds sketch as fuck.' You thought.

'... okay let's do it.'

~
That night, you were helping Iida wash the dishes while everyone else was doing their own thing.

"Y/N-SAN!!! WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!?!?!??!"

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?!?!?"

"IT MEANS PUT THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!!!!!"

"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!?!?!?!"