Didn't See It Coming

Chapter Seven

Chapter Seven: Small Fingers and Sleep Over.

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I sat crosslegged across from Annie and Duncan who were currently talking about colours, major barf fest because every time Duncan complimented her they'd kiss and thier tongues, oh god please don't get me started on that.

My coffee remained untouched even the gigantic muffin, even though my stomach was chewing on it's own flesh, I couldn't  stand it.

I stood up going unnoticed and went to the bathroom, taking out my phone and downloading a new book and begin to skim through the pages, eventually I got out.

Annie was gone and Duncan sat on his own I sat down finally sipping my coffee, I let out a moan and Duncan rose an eyebrow,
"Why are you starving yourself? Are you on some diet?"

I shake my head filling my mouth with chocolaty goodness
"Good your already too skinny." I grunt and swallow.
"Next time you invite me to coffee bring a friend for me I hate holding candles for ya'll." He nodded handing me his cookies,
"I believe I owe you this." I nod and finish the food and leave only to find that Duncan is following me,
"Dude i have a lecture." He nods,
"Mathematics right?"
"Yeah." He smirks and that ticks my clock,

He saw me naked

He isn't sorry

He smirks all the time

He...he made  me third wheel!

I punch him and by punch I mean a full right hook like Popeye that lands him on the floor.

Okay so that's gonna bruise.

"What the fuck did I do to deserve that?" I rolled my eyes,
"Your an annoyance." He smirked,

Take off your shoe and through it!

My subconscious clearly wanted to attack him too.

"You sure about that?" I nod,
"Not even sure I'm  absolutely positive!" He chuckled standing up,
"You didn't let me finish, are you sure you aren't just sexually frustrated and the sight of your sister getting it on more than you is driving you crazy so it's leading to anger?"

I opened my mouth then close it back up again, he was right, I'm sexually frustrated I haven't had sex in...

1...
....4..
....7

Seven whole months without getting laid.

I'm not trying to sound whore like or anything but everyone needs release once in a while.

"See you just need a little dick in your life."

I gape at him and he places his hand under my chin closing my mouth.

"You might catch flies." I blink and walk forward to campus,
"Want me to help you get laid?" I scoff my blood still boiling,

"I can do it myself."

"With those tiny fingers I dought you'll be satisfied, you need dick."
My cheeks went red at that,
"I wasn't refering to that." I face palmed myself.
"Really?" He wiggled his eyebrows and I just huff and walk faster, he caught up with his long ass legs,
"Come on shorty you can't outrun me." I raise an eyebrow at him,
"Wanna bet?" He shrugged,
"I'm the fastest on the boys team, Adonis after me." An evil smirk spread across my face,
"As in the super hot godlike boy Adonis?" Duncan huffed now walking silently,
"What's wrong bro?" He huffed,
"Adonis is my cousin and girls always fall for him." That made me shut my mouth, I knew how he felt.

I walked with him quietly and get through my day with the same question on my mind.

How the hell am I gonna get laid?

As much as i wished his words wouldn't get to me, my mind created a void space where they kept replaying,throughout all my lectures.

By the time Zack was at my door I hadn't even packed yet.

"You seem distracted, are you cool dudette? " I nod towards him and shoved random clothes into my back pack before leaving.

Zach and I are strange people, we danced down the street whilst the Banners rang in our ears.

Music is a huge part of our friendship,  makes sense because he's a guitarist and I'm a vocalist.

By the time we got to his dorm, we had received some strange looks.

"Dibs." That's the first thing I said once I got into his dorm now yes that was a strange choice of words.
But this guy had a bag of skittles on his bed.

It's mine now.

"Oh come on Ari, thier skittles." I shrugged and we spent the night binge watching iZombie and DCs legends of tomorrow.

"Zack?" He hummed in response,
"Why are we friends?" He shrugged,
"Coz we work." I rolled my eyes,
"Duhh I know that but how don't you find me weird?" He faced me pausing the episode,
"Well, you see I can't find you weird because we balance out your my best friend and I love you, I know that there are times that I may seem greedy but when we're together we're a perfect match it's why I fell in love with you when we were nine." I smiled at him leaning into him as he changed the channel and we continually to watch.

We woke up groggily with my foot in Zachs face and his leg over my belly, yes we're weird like that.

I tried to stretch but ended up falling flat on the ground.

That's when someone burst out laughing, he stood over me and held out his hand, I took it standing to face Alejandro, he chuckled,
"You guys sleep like babies." I yawn and stretch.
"Strange I know. " I say and rub my eyes, my hair must be hording birds eggs.
"It's cute." I shrug before pushing Zach off his bed and he was still asleep.

Oh yeah!

The magic words.

"Zach,  Zach,  Harley Quinn left the Joker."  He jumped up,
"Where,  when,  why? " he asked and I laughed,
"I was kidding ding bat." He groaned,
"I hate you. " he scowled and i smiled as wide as possible,
"Keep lying to yourself." I said,
"You guys are weird. " Alejandro said with an awkward smile.
"I know right! " I shout and Zach yawned,
"I want chicken." I smiled and Alejandro shook his head.
"Me too." Zack said,
"Please don't tell me your going out like that." Alejandro asked and I huffed,

"We need shoes. "

We tugged on some sneakers and left the dorm in our PJs.

His back pj pants with squares and a shirt with Eat, Sleep, Twerk written on it and me in PJ pants with the bat symbol on them and a shirt with Batman and Robin on it.

"Breakfast?" I nodded and we headed to a Diner hand in hand.