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C.17 Talk to yourself

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Rosé's Half

"What do you mean by that?" He asked me

"I'm saying that you don't have to try and convince me , because I'll always say yes." I told him

I mean let's have a little fun, by flirting on the plane , shall we?

"So are we gonna go?" He asked with hope in his eyes

"Sure , why not." I started "But let's have a deal, you'll have to wear a hot pink vest."

That would be fun.

"Why do I have to do that?" He asked , clearly not wanting to wear it

"Um , Hoseok-oppa." I called Hoseok to spite Jimin's feelings

"Ok, ok I'll wear a pink vest." He said, giving in to the deal.

"Ok, we'll go at 8 o'clock at night tomorrow." I winked at him and proceded to read a book Jennie suggested on Wattpad.

I always get my way when I use the weaknesses of others.

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Lisa's Half

Hour 5 of the flight
I woke up ten minutes ago.
I'm really bored.
Everyone's asleep
I should bother Jungkook.
Great idea.

"Psst, Jungkook." I whispered to him at his ear

Right now , he's wearing an eye mask so that no one can bother him when he sleeps. So I decided to take it off him. Just to spite and annoy him. Lalisa , you smart idiot.

I took off his eye mask quietly but still harsh enough to wake him up.

"Jungkook , I'm bored~" I whispered in his ear "Talk to meeeee"

"Talk to yourself, I'm trying to sleep. Yah." He told me with a hint of annoyance

He didn't even bother to put his eye mask back on.

Fine, if he doesn't want to talk to me. Then, I'll just talk to my bunny plushie , which I named Mr. Rabbit.

"Mr. Rabbit , why doesn't Kookie want to talk to me?" I asked the toy

"Maybe because he's sleepy." I even gave the toy a voice, I'm going crazy.

"Why would he be sleepy ?" I asked the toy another question, a question I have to answer myself

"Maybe he's very tired" Mr. Rabbit said

"Is that so? Ok , then. Do you mind if I talk to you?"

"No , I don't mind at all!"

Jungkook's Half

This woman took it so seriously, I-

I am going insane.

It's been thirty ducking minutes! She has been talking to a stuff toy for thirty minutes. I think she has fully gone insane. But is there a mental hospital anywhere? No. We're still flying around the globe and shiz. I swear if she asks that Rabbit one more ducking question, I will make her shut up.

"So , Mr. Rabbit , do you like Starbucks or Tim Hortons?" she asked the stuff toy.

I had enough of this BS.

I opened my eyes , I looked at her , and snatched the rabbit plush from her and put it on Jimin hyung's and Rosé's laps.
I head back to my seat , and then she asked , "Yah, why did you do that? You're the one who told me to talk to myself" , she pulled me to her. Our faces a feet apart. But I refuse to pull away, I ain't no chicken.

So I just stared at her , examining her big doll eyes. Are those natural? They look pretty-, I mean pretty weird. I did not say they were pretty. Oh , and I just realized that she's still not pulling away either. So she dare challenge me? I'll give her something she'll remember.

I put my hand on the back of her head and pulled her head closer to mine, to the point that it's only an inch apart.

"So are you backing out ,doll?" I asked her and she responded with

"Jeon Jungkook, you biotch" she pulled away from my arms

"Ok, goodnight to you too" I told her as I grabbed my eye mask and drifted to sleep.