Fire Emblem Guys, Gals, and NonBinary Pals x Reader Oneshots

Matching Set [Dorothea x Fem!Professor!Reader x Edelgard]

"Gee Edelgard, how come Game Freak lets you have two girlfriends?" "I don't know, Claude, maybe because more girls want to date me than guys want to bang You." "You and I both know that's not true even my own voice actor wants to fuck me."

Okay but I like Edelgard x Dorothea more than I like Petra x Dorothea for some reason don't @ me please.

STORYTIME!

You picked the Black Eagle House to teach for many reasons, but the main reason was because you're  hardcore wlw. Like, girls are just so pretty and so hot and so soft you could rant about them for hours. Jeralt understood you were never into boys even from a young age, so he just kinda accepted the fact you were a lesbian. Or liked women. Your sexuality is your business. You could be a bi girl, Pan girl, or even asexual with an attraction towards women for all I know. 

The black eagles house had the hottest girls. Sorry Golden Deer and Blue Lions fans. I mean, the Golden Deer had Hilda and Marianne and the Blue Lions had Mercedes but the Black Eagles had Petra, Dorothea, and Edelgard. That's three cuties! And you could always convince the other three to join your house, right? They're so pretty it hurts! You're not talking about boys, you're talkong about girls! It's hard to be a good teacher when you literally just let them do what they want. You can't dicipline Edelgard or Dorothea. It's a good thing they know what they want to learn and give it their all.

"Professor! Could we talk for a moment?"

You were walking by in the mess hall, about to snag a seat with a book while you snacked on some fruit because you weren't too hungry and it's lunchtime, when Edelgard called to you. She was with Dorothea. Dorothea was smiling and Edelgard's normally stoic and poised expression was dusted with a small speck of pink. You controlled yourself and kept up your professional exterior, calling the girls over to you so the three of you can chat.

"Of course. Why don't you sit across from me? I don't want to carry any food, no matter how small, from the tables."

Edelgard nodded and she brought Dorothea over with her. The both of them sat across from you as though the three of you were going to share a meal. Dorothea messed with her long hair that fell over her shoulders, a necklace that you've nevertheless seen her wear before dangling just over her cleavage as she rested against the table. Edelgard folded her arms on the table, refusing to meet your eye. You noticed that she was wearing a new pair of earrings you also haven't noticed before. Was there something going on you didn't know about? They looked to be made of the same stones with the same craftsmanship. The center gemstone was a beautiful pink and they both were made with golden chain. Even though Edelgard asked to speak with you, Dorothea was the one who spoke first.

"So Professor, we've been wondering where you lie on the fence. Are there any cute boys that's catch your eye or do you swing for the other side of the fence? Just curious~"

"You're asking for my sexuality?"

"Yes!"

Dorothea's face lit up when you didn't say that with any hints of disgust or didn't get mad at the two of them. You noticed a small box hidden behind Edelgard's folded arms. You felt your cheeks hit up when the realization hit you. There may be a Useless Lesbian trend, but that didn't mind you had Dumb Bitch energy. You weren't a Dumb Bitch Lesbian. That box must be for you, and it must have another matching set of the jewelry set. Maybe this was a friend thing? Like a lesbian club? But if that was true that meant both of your crushes were gay. Or at least wlw. Enter the Useless Lesbianness.

"Well, uh, this is a question I was never asked up front before. I have (a little/no) attraction to men but I mostly lean towards women. Is there any particular question why you both needed to know this information?"