𝐀𝐅𝐑𝐎 - 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐀 & 𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐖 ✧

. waterpark • taehyung

kth

he takes you, your son, and daughter to the waterpark .

how's your day ?

[ wensday, july 6th, 2:53 pm ]

' it'll be fun ' he said ' i rented it out, so we can have the best experince of lives '. bullshit that shit was scary, and i almost died. all tae could've done is laugh. he thinks this shit is so funny. " babe are you really not getting on anymore rides ? " i looked at him very seriously trying not to yell, but it was wash day, and my hair was wet. you most certainly was not about think about the numerous times you almost fell of a ride, or when the kid did.

" mommy don't be mad at daddy, my hair is wet too " your daughter said while patting her head. i walk up to her, and kneel down to hug her, as i do you see tae still laughing. so i get up, and try to aim at his head, but he blocked it. " really you gonna get mad about some water ? " i looked at him, and i looked beyond him. i seen the thing taehyung was most afriad of. so i made a plan for it. the biggest pay back-comback ever. i called my son y/s/n, over my way.

he was a mommies boy. we did all our pranks together, on his sister, on tae. he is my rock, he might be a lil ditzy, but he smart. i think he got that from tae. we still argue about today. anyways i started to make plan on what we are gonna do.

[ wensday, july 6th, 4:37 pm ]

its been 3 and half hours since you, and y/s/n planned out revenge on taehyung. one part of the plan is to suck up to tae. so you got wetter every water ride, slide, and lazy river cause tae likes to throw water. y/s/n was telling him stop. he is my little guy, for sure. so now we are just eating, and taking a break. " so taehyung i had planned a surprise before we got here, and i think now is the best time to show you what it is, but its located in another section of the park, and it involes you getting on a ride " he was a little suspicious, but his dumbass went along with it, so i think i just solved the ongoing case of where did y/s/n got his ditzyness from. anyways, everyone cleaned up, and i went into the bag, where we brung the snacks, and clothes and stuff, and pulled out a blindfold, don't why i had it. i had hypothetical scenarios in my head, you gotta protekt ya kids outchea.

i handed him the blindfold, and told him to put it on, and hold my right hand, and hold y/s/n left hand. he kept asking questions, and he kept jumping, and getting scared. which was typical taehyung at this point, but we contiued our 'horrific' journey, he calls it. taehyung is absoultely afriad of this ride, its a water ride rollercoaster like thing. i didn't really pay much attention to the name slapped on the side of the ride, but i knew taehyung was afriad of it, because he was talking about it during the planning of this ' harmless, fun, and safe environment '.

we finally made it without tae peeking, after many threats of taking the blindfold off. when we sat him the seat, i told the director go, and when he started to count down, i told tae to take his blindfold off at one, and when that happened it was to much laughter, he didn't even have to process, and say no to the ride, and zoom the ride took off.

at the end of the of the ride tae came off, mad in drained. " i can't believe you always bribe y/s/n into this " i laughed i couldn't even tell him i didn't bribe, i was laughing to hard.

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