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what is your most embarrassing moment in life ?


what is your most embarrassing moment in life ?

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[ dubai, saudi arabia, 5:38 pm ]

" come on vernon, this shit looks a lil creepy " here i was.. letting my boyfriend talk me into walking into this random ass haunted ass woods. he watches on video about this creepy ass place, and wants to be an adventurer. " look you can take yo ass in there, imma take the car, call me when you need me to pick you up " and with that i took the car keys out of his hads, and turned around to head to the car. " lil girl.. bring yo ass back here " i stopped in my tracks to say " why just cause you wanna die, doesn't mean i want to " by this time i was facing the back of him. " we both said we would try something new... so lets try " i scoffed, " boy.. going into the woods where they wanna play bird box isnt cute.. you said these woods had people go missing, and people who made it out said that what seems like imagination, tried to kill them... and you think death is tring something new ? you out you rabbit ass mind " he laughed and grabbed me by the forearm, and pulls me into the woods. at this point i knew i had to be caucasian, cause i didn't stop him.


" yo it ain't haunted, it was just a bunch of dumbass people who can't survive poison ivy " i pulled away at this point, causing him to stop. " okay what about the people who made it out alive ? " i foled my arms and stuck out one leg causing me to lean on the other. " they have schizophrenia " and with that he turned around and started to walk. me being me i still try to make he think this shit is crazy.. which it is " come on vern.. this shit is not okay an- AHHHHHHAHHAHAHAH! " i fell on the big long branch on my stomach, and having vernon rushing to me to make sure im okay, but im not. " Y/N! you good!? " " NAH NIGGA, something just grabbed me, and pulled me down " he looks over to big grey stone, and looks back at me. his face delueded, and he got up to continue to walk again.

" where are you going ? you aint gon help me up ? " " no " i got up with force of my arm lefting me up in a struggle. " something grabbed me, and you still gon continue this lil dora the explorer journey ? " " you tripped over a rock hun.. your overracting " i scoffed for the 80th time today " OVERRACTING ?! nah " he continued to walk and i followed.. like a dumbass, giving him more reason, while he slap trees out of the way, and not listening , i was slapping moquitos, and trying to make him listen to the reasons. not to mention the fact it was getting darker by the minute.

so i decied to say one last thing before i decied to shut up " babe.. its getting dark " the only thing he said was " its gonna be worth it " i sighed, and still followed him.


[ dubai, saudi arabia, 7:58 pm ]

somehow i got service out here, so its not so bad since instagram kept me company, but vernon had to say something random when i got comfortable walking in the heat.... in the middle of nowhere... in the middle of a haunted forest. " y/n could you off your phone for a moment, there is something i wanted to show you, and its coming up " i huffed, but i obeyed, and walked a little faster to get to his side. " so why did i have to say bye to the shaderoom, nicki and meek we're going at it, and gayle fucked up.. bigtime " he chuckled " i just wanted to talk to you... i understand we couldn't do much of that these days, since i busy with guys a lot... i just wanna see how your life been.. i feel like i am missing out " i smiled and hesitated to answer, but i did " umm i just got my nails done ! " he laughed at at your lil jump. " oh yea.. how is that one girl with genital herpes ? does she still come in talking about her 5 baby daddies " " OH! lila.. oh yea she still comes in and- oh! she preganat again! of course its by a different person so she gotta find him on facebook.. i aint doing it this time, but tasha volunteered this time. last time i got cramps-" " in your fingers.. yea i know " cut you off, and you smiled at him.

you checked your phone it was 8:06 pm. it was already dark at this point, and you wanted to take a shower, and eat. " you hungry? i have granola bar " it like he read my mind, and i didn't hesitate to take it. " okay stop, and stand here.. can you trust me ? " i looked confused, but i answered the question. " of course vern " " okay imma blindfold you okay ! " i nodded, and he walked behind be with a blindfold to cover my eyes.


[ dubai, saudi arabia, 8:09 ]

" boy if i brake a bone, its yo ass " " can you just trust me i know what i am doing " " not if i am steady wobbling to regain some sort of reliance " he stopped talking and continued to direct me. " okay imma pick you up on three.. okay 1...2..3" soon as he said three he lefted me up and i yelped a bit. " okay in 27 seconds imma take this off your eyes " as i was waving my arms, i no longer felt trees and branches, and it didnt sound like crickets. it sound like water hitting eachother, like waves. " 15 more seconds to go " i started to count down in my head, and when i hit one vernon unblindfolded me. when he did i seen i was standing on a beach with glowing algae, and hundred of bright stars. " OMG VERNON.. THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL H-HOW DID YOU KNO- " he cute me off with a kiss, and i was truly the happiest person.


 THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL H-HOW DID YOU KNO- " he cute me off with a kiss, and i was truly the happiest person

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