❝ スキ ❞ － haikyuu x reader one-shots

❝ dr. ❞ － K. TETSUROU

❝ dr. ❞ by eve

why did i end up being
afflicted with love sickness?

Enjoy reading!

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You were once asked by cute first year female students when you were on the way to the gym if you were friends with your classmate Kuroo Tetsurou, a cool guy with black hair, bangs covering his right eye that made him sexy, really tall and part of the volleyball team who was radiating such a mature vibe and seemed serious in a hot way.

You asked them in return if there was another Kuroo Tetsurou on the volleyball team.

But you said you do know a guy named Kuroo Tetsurou who was a part of the volleyball club who laughed (and even almost resembled) like a hyena from a certain cartoon film, a dorky, pain in the ass provocation master who seemed like an e-boy-wannabe with a bird's nest on top of his head, and attempted to look cool but snickering at the despair of his underclassmen.

The girls walked off confused.

Leaving you confused, too.

"When the hell was that guy cool??" You murmured in a snarky manner, heading to the gym, "Kenma's cooler than that piece of crap, in all honesty!" You thought aloud, students giving you weird looks as you continuously rant about how Kuroo was definitely uncool.

The moment you arrive in the gym, slipping in clean gym shoes, your ramblings stopped to see that the volleyball team has started with their warm ups. The coach were the first ones who noticed your presence, giving you a small nod as a greeting, you bowed in return.

You stood in the doorway to observe the ongoing spike practice, you see the usual chaos where Kuroo would scold Yamamoto for being noisy and Yaku beating the hell out of Lev while the rest of the members would proceed with their spikes and laugh at their upperclassmen, Kenma being set apart from the extroverted side. Even Fukunaga was joining the chaos in his own silent way.

Your eyes landed on Kuroo who was now snickering and throwing sly remarks at Lev saying how he was terrible at volleyball and all.

"The hell's cool with that hyena?!" You scoffed  exasperatedly.

Shibayama and Inuoka were the first one of the members who noticed you, running up to you and gave you their cute, overjoyed high fives. Tailing behind them were the rest of the students who greeted you in sync while Lev, who looked like a dead fish on the floor moments ago, was boasting about how he's slightly improving, cue a snide remark from Kuroo.

"Oh shut up. I'm sure Lev can do well!" You said with confidence, earning a smirk from Kuroo, "Lev, dear, you won't get anything by hiding behind me." You peered back at the tall guy cowering behind you.

"But [YF/N]-senpai, they've been bullying me!" He childishly pouts, "I'll be a great ace and [YF/N]-senpai will cheer on me, just watch me!"

"Haa?! Why don'tcha try being great at volleyball first?!" Yamamoto said, haughty while making an intimidating look towards Lev.

"Shut up, Yamamoto." Kuroo scolded, "Enough greetings, go back to practice!" The captain announced, all the members scrambled back into the line.

You remained quiet, watching Kuroo lead the team with the warm ups.

"Nope, definitely not cool." You mumbled making your way to the empty chair where the coaches were, "The hell's with his hair anyway? What is he—a rooster??—Ah, hello! Sorry to bother you again. I didn't have any club activities." You bowed towards your elders but they brushed it off, saying that you were somehow their pseudo-manager.

You sat down rather uncomfortably, wanting to run your mouth and rant about how Kuroo was uncool no matter where you saw it as you watched him. Sure he was serious and very responsible at times, you'd admit that. He was also kind, you'd also admit that. He's handsome, yes. But you weren't also going to deny that he's a sly dumbass who likes to push other people's buttons to make up for them pushing his buttons.

And you will never ever shut up about how his freaking laugh was so much of a turn off and obnoxious, it sounded so unreal, you'd be cautious if you didn't know if it was Kuroo or a freaking wild animal as he wheezes.

What the hell was even up with that freaking bed head of his?! How was that even possible?!

You groaned as you stressed over those thoughts that you were unable to immediately express. Coach Nekomata seemed to have noticed your odd behavior and chuckled in amusement, making you bury your face on your hands.

You cursed those cute first years for making you like this.

When it was time to go home, you, Kenma, and Kuroo were the last ones to leave, the club members waving their hands up as goodbye towards you three as you returned the same gesture.

Now with the three of you alone, you took in a deep breath to prepare for your rant.

A soft "oh boy" came from both Kuroo and Kenma just before you opened your mouth.

"There was actually someone who thinks you're cool, Tetsu! Can you believe it?!" You scoffed out of spite as you walked, both boys, who were walking at each your side, kept with your slow pace without comments, though Kuroo was snickering.

"I am cool after all, [YF/N]-chan~" You growled at him who was smirking, Kenma sighed as he kept his mouth shut, minding his phone instead to distract himself from your loud mouths.

"Cool??? COOL????? Have you heard yourself laugh because there is not a single thing that is cool there!" You argued, "She said your bangs made you look sexy! I don't know how blind she is but obviously you are one-eye-blind!"

"And what did she say?"

"You're mature? Mature, my ass! You tease and spite people for fun! What's mature about that?!" You felt a large, warm hand slip into your hand and you gave it a light squeeze, looking at Kuroo with exhausted, yet determined eyes, "Only a few knows of those qualities of yours. I bet none of those girls would love you if they saw it with their two eyes!"

"Oya? And what about you?" Kuroo mused, keeping keeping a straight line of sight, "I love you, Tetsu, of course! Despite your weirdness, in fact, I love that about you!" Your gripped onto his hand tighter. He chuckled and looked at you, then giving you a soft kiss on your forehead.

"And I love you, too. Even if you are my number one basher." You rolled your eyes at him. "Because they always get it wrong, gosh!"

"Dang, I really am lucky having you as my girlfriend! I wanna boast about you to Bokuto to break his spirit because he doesn't have a girlfriend."

"You do that and you might become like him."

"Not that you're serious about that, right?"

"You wish."

"......."

"Of course I wasn't serious, you dumbass who is somehow the smartest person I know!"

"Aw, thank you for that [YF/N]-chan~"

"Shut it!"

You went on ranting about Kuroo but even so, you loved him with all your heart, loving his flaws and imperfections unconditionally because he was still a great person and a great boyfriend, too. He was caring, supportive and God, you loved him so much

You and Kuroo, your boyfriend of two years, walked bickering and throwing remarks at each other.

Meanwhile Kenma wondered how long he's going tolerate this.

He really wanted to just go home and play his new game.