"Faked" (A Kamijirou Fanfiction)

Mina. No U.

Dank-meme Calamari's POV ( A beautiful way to start a chapter folks)

"So, you like Bakugou then, Kirishima?" I ask the redhead who's skin is pretty much the same color as his hair at the moment. He nods meekly much to Sero and I's content. I've been suspecting this but... does Bakugou feel the same way? If he did, who would he talk to? Midoriya? No, that's just crazy talk. He obviously hasn't talked to Me or Sero. And there's no way he'll talk about it with Mina. Anything juicy that Mina says spreads through our class like a wild fire. "Please don't tell anyone, especially Mina, it's already complicated on it's own..." Kirishima begs us.

Of course!" I tell him with a grin I turn to Sero who looked as if he was contemplating whether he should tell Mina or not. "Fine, but she's not going to give up getting him together with him on her own." He answers with a sigh. "Dude, you really are spending way too much time with Mina..." I laugh. "The Bro bonding is over I guess." Kirishima says.

"Sero has left the bro bonding sessions to hang out with Mina. "What? No way! You guys are still my bros forever! Even though Kaminari short-circuits when he gets drunk!" He exclaims. "Hey! Leave my secret shames out of this!" I complain. "It's not a really a secret, the entire Bakusquad was there plus Jirou. Man, Jirou was laughing so hard, the alcohol didn't help either." Kirishima snickers. "Leave Kyouka out of this too!" I suddenly exclaim.

"Umm. I mean Jirou." I stammer. "First name basis already huh." Sero laughs. "No, actually, she jabs me every single time I try to." I admit. "See? You do have it bad for her!" Sero says, waving his arms around as if arm motions would help make a point here. (Kinda like Iida...) "C'mon, drop that subject, we're only friends!" I tell him sternly.

"C'mon, I'm just trying to help you over here!" Sero says "Right Kiri? You're with me on this one, right?" "Plus even if I did like her, It's not like she'll like me back. I mean, c'mon, you've seen the way she acts around me! Always jabbing me with her earphone jacks! I'm 100% sure that I have an earphone jack shape in my eyeball now!" I say, realizing I was waving my arms around too. (Try not waving your arms around like Iida when you're stressed. Apparently I do that often, even when I'm not stressed.)

"She's always talking trash about me too, there's no chemistry between us, no matter how much you don't want to believe it, there's absolutely no chemistry." I scoff, crossing my arms. "Ever hear of a Tsundere Kaminari?" Kirishima asks. "Yeah, I see one everyday. His name is Brat-suki Bakugou" I scoff again. "Don't bring this out on Katsuki man!" Kirishima defends. "Sorry..." I mumble.

Maybe this bro session wasn't the best Idea after all... The only thing that I found out is that my feelings are my most sensitive topic. Oh and also that Kirishima has a thing for Bakugou. "Should we go?" Sero asks, noticing the extreme scowl on my face that I've barely used, only once of twice. "Sure, whatever." I answer him. Feeling guilty of the way I acted. "I'm really sorry, it's just... It's a pretty sensitive topic y'know?" I apologize to them. "It's okay man, we really wouldn't have pushed you..." Sero apologizes back before they both exit my room.

It's really annoying when they think I like Jirou though, there's nothing wrong with liking her or anything, it's just... she's not the type of girl I'd be interested in, she's so cool and punk rock but I kinda like more, girly and feminine person, not to be sexist or anything..

Jirou POV

"Um, truth I guess..." I answer with a sigh, Mina's dares are an equivalent to tossing your mentality and modesty down a cliff, or walking down a street stark naked. "Do you have a crush on Kaminari?" She asks

A/N

I wish I had a life. I don't know what to say in these now.-Kyhoeka Jirhoe(chris)