Kaminari POV
Kaminari and Jirou continue playing the game and Kaminari’s phone suddenly gets a text. “Ara~? Dare?” Kaminari asks, he grabs his phone off the counter of his desk.
“Ah, it’s from Sero, he wants to come over. Kyouka I’m kicking you out!” Kaminari exclaims Jirou raises an eyebrow. “Are you kicking me out?” Jirou asks, faking being shocked. “Bros before hoes as I always say!” (thanks @Xxx_John_xxX for this quote) Kaminari laughs and he earns a smack on the head with a rolled up newspaper from Jirou. “Ow…” Kaminari mumbles, rubbing his head. Jirou gets up off his beanbag chair and leaves. “See you later Blunder-Head.” She tells him before leaving his room. “Ah, that was quick.” Kaminari said to himself once she left the room. He quickly texts Sero that he can come over. Sero comes in after a bit and they chat together.
Jirou POV
Jirou heads over downstairs and bumps into none other than the Katsuki Bakugou. “Ah, hey ears.” Bakugou growls at her. “Hey Boom Boy.” She answers with a laugh. She grabs an apple from the fruit basket on the table. “Hm, so what’s it with you and Sparky?” Bakugou asks her, sitting down on a chair in the kitchen. “I already told you that we’re dating.” Jirou states, taking a bite of the apple.
She can’t tell anybody otherwise not even Bakugou or Yaoyorozu, because it’s too risky. “Hmph, well do you want to come over, I’ve got shit to say.” Bakugou asks her. Jirou takes another bite of her apple. “Sure, why not, 0-watt bulb kicked me out of his room already.” She scoffs Bakugou snorts, “Finish that stupid apple first, not eating in my room unless I say so.” Bakugou tells her. Jirou finishes her apple and follows Bakugou to his room. Once they get to his room she sits down on the floor. “Sup, what’s up with you Bastard Bomb?” Jirou asks him, a slight smirk in her voice at the clever insult she added. (During this time, I realized, that the Bakujirou ship, can also be called the Boom Box ship :o like, a boom box as in speakers.) “Fuck off Stupid Speakers.” Bakugou spits back, plenty of venom. “Stupid Shitty hair okay?!” Bakugou hisses, and Jirou snickers. “As if that wasn’t obvious enough.” she snorts and Bakugou hisses again. “As if Bass Bitch! You and Dumb face were just as obvious.!!” Bakugou growls, Jirou’s fists clench.
It couldn’t have been obvious because she never liked him in the first place! “Puh-leeze, you and Kirishima are thrice as obvious. Trust me.” She states and BAkugou grumbles something about, Stupid Face and you were more… “And don’t pretend you’re not jealous of the fact that I got the guy first.” She adds, Bakugou leaps up off his bed, “Shut the fuck up!” He growls at her small explosions emitting from his wrists. “Ugh, Calm down, ‘splodey… Geez, and plus, if you want Kirishima you’d better tone it down a bit.” Jirou remarks, Bakugou, looking slightly defeated, slumps back down on the bed.
“What do you know?” He asks her, clicking his tongue, “I’ve read shoujo manga, got myself a boyfriend and have read romance. Beat that.” Jirou retorts, twirling her jacks around her finger. Bakugou looks even more defeated and he just slouches against the wall of his room scowling. “Nice try ‘splodey.” Jirou smirks and she sighs, “If you want something good going on with Kirishima, I’ve told you 100 times, just ask him out and he’ll say yes.” Jirou tells him, and Bakugou sighs, “It’s not that fucking easy okay? Who popped the question? You or dumbass face?” Bakugou asks her, Well, it was his idea so technically it was him. Jirou thought to herself. And she answers, “Him, but that’s not really the point here.” Jirou sighs, “I don’t know, try some shoujo manga tactic, like the hard candy kiss.” Jirou shrugs, Bakugou stares at her confused. “The what?” He asks her, his eyebrow raised. “The hard candy kiss is a tactic that’s kinda rare in shoujo, but it’s pretty effective. Cute too, might I add.” Jirou explains, she recalls the first time she saw it in the manga HoriMiya. Very cute. “How does it work?” Bakugou asks her, sounding more forceful. “Well, wait a minute, Bakugou? Are you planning on using this?” Jirou asks, snickering. “Shut up!!!” Bakugou growls at her and she just laughs. Bakugou’s cheeks had a soft pink tinge. “Anyways, so how it works is…”
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I ship BoomBox!- Chrysdaweeb
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Good job.- TheNationalDex
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Have a cookie Yup_this_is_my_name
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Have a taco
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Baaabe I'm hungry... -Hasune Mikaela
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Make your own Goddamn food Mika. -TheNationalDex
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*Wheezing*
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"Faked" (A Kamijirou Fanfiction)
FanfictionThis is a continueation of the original that I've taken over for the original author. Jirou and Kaminari, Tired of all their friends' teasing, decided to pretend to date so that the teasing would stop. At first, Jirou was completely against this Ide...
