"Faked" (A Kamijirou Fanfiction)

Kyoutoku Jirou makes an appearance!

Kaminari POV

Kaminari laughs as he pulls along the grumbling Jirou, “C’mon! I have no idea where you live so you need to lead the way!” Kaminari tells her, Jirou just rubs her eyes and grumbles, “Fine… I’ll lead the way…” Kaminari grins, “Alright! Lead the way to your domain Earphone Jack!” He grins, and he could see Jirou’s small smile as she tugged him along the streets of an unfamiliar neighbourhood. He looks around, “Man! It’s really nice here!” Kaminari points out, “Yeah, around springtime, there’s usually sakura that bloom around those trees” Jirou tells him, Kaminari watches where she points her finger, there were trees covered in snow, “REally? You get Sakura right in your neighbourhood?” Kaminari exclaims, surprised, Jirou nods, “Yeah, Why?” She asks, looking quizzically at him, “My family and I have to actually drive over to the countryside just to see the Hanami!” Kaminari explains, “Oh right, you live in the big city” Jirou giggles, Kaminari suddenly recalls in Junior High when he went to watch the Hanami with some friends, they had to drive for a half an hour to see it, but it was worth it since the Hanami is a very beautiful celebration. “Well, it’s nice to see the blossoms here too, hey, remember when the class went to see the *phht* Hanami?” Jirou begins to laugh and Kaminari looks at her, wondering why she was laughing, after all, it was just a nice trip to see the flowers, but then Kaminari remembered something that had happened, “Kyouka, No, Don’t remind me!” Kaminari groans, and Jirou laughs harder, “Oh geez, that was hilarious!” Jirou managed to say, through her fit of laughter, “Kyouka Don’t you dare!” Kaminari tells her, his face was flushed with embarrassment, he could now remember exactly what she was referring to when she was talking about the anami trip with the class. They didn’t have an electric socket, so Jirou plugged her plug for her sound system up his nose, and then Mina saw that his nose was taken and decided to stick her end of the plug up his asshole, that was the absolute worst time of Kaminari’s life. Kaminari grumbles and Jirou finally stops laughing, “Oh god, that was absolutely beautiful though! And then you played the pocky game with Mineta! Gahahahahaha! I c-can't!” Jirou begins to laugh again, Kaminari’s face had reached a new low of red, Jirou was still laughing super hard until they finally made it, “Oi, where are you going idiot? It’s over here” she calls out to him, he had walked past the house. “Ah, sorry!” Kaminari walks back to where she had stopped to see a nice house, very natural looking, there was a gate and Kaminari looks at Jirou, who was just staring at the house blankly.

Jirou POV

Jirou takes her long look at the house, she suddenly felt very determined to grab Kaminari by the collar and run away, she was sure that her dad would be embarrassing, she was absolutely sure of it. “Yo. Kyou, are you going to go in?” Kaminari asks her, making her snap out of blanking out. “Ah, right, and don’t call me Kyou!” She told him, “Wait out here” and she enters the gate, closing it behind her and walks up to the door, her hearing managed to pic up some rock music was playing over the stereo and she knocks on the door, she hears steps running down the stairs and the music on the stereo stops, hands on the doorknob and- “Yes?” Jirou sees her mother, in her glasses open the door, “Hey mum! Came to visit!” Jirou says smiling and then she felt 2 arms wrap around her, “Kyou! So happy that you came! What about-oh who’s this?” Mika Jirou sees Kaminari out behind the gate, “That’s Denki Kaminari, you saw him on Mother's day remember?” Jirou tells her mother, she started to realize what she said and where the conversation was going, “Oh! So that’s who my Kyouka is dating! She's talked about you before! C’mon over!” She calls over to Kaminari, who awkwardly opens the gate and trudges over, Jirou feels her face glowing red. “C’mon Mom really, I just swung by to say h-” Jirou tries to explain, but behind her she hears, “Oi Mika why did you turn off that rockin’ music? What’s keeping you up?” and she turns her head to see her dad standing at the the doorway, No…

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Hey Dex, do you think I should tell the readers how long Faked is gonna end up being or izzat to risky- Chrysdaweeb

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Well, keep in mind that I've already rejected 58 and still counting of your fanfic ideas, so I dunno.-TheNationalDex

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:0 you keep track???-Chrys

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Chrys you have 17 planned fanfics that you will write. Faked is estimated another year or so, remember that you still have high school-Dex

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Buzzkill! Boo!-Chrys