"Faked" (A Kamijirou Fanfiction)

Idiotic plan

Kaminari POV

"Umm, yeah, none taken." Kaminari tells her, feeling a bit tense about this, but the words finally come out and he tells her, "It's been happening to me too, with Kirishima and Sero I mean, not the girls." "Yeah, it's really idiotic isn't it." Jirou laughs, jabbing Kaminari in the arm with her jacks she tells him "Yeah, you're absolutely not my type Dumb-der boy."

"So what should we do about it?" Kamianri asks her, brushing her earphone jack away from his arm. "Eh, I don't know, I mean I know they're never going to stop teasing unless something else happens." Jirou shrugs, finally pulling her jacks away. Suddenly, an idea came out of the last few brain cells in his head.

"Ah, Jirou, what if we start dating?" Kaminari exclaims, the reaction was almost immediate and Jirou jabbed him straight into the eyeballs. "Kaminari! What the hell!?!" Jirou yells at him. "Ah, Ow! God! I meant that we should false date! Not really date!" Kaminari cries out, trying to smack her earphone jacks away from his eyes.

"God, just state it clearly then!" Jirou huffs, retracting her jacks back. "Jirou, what if we false dated, I mean, it would obviously stop the teasing." Kaminari explains to her, "Ugh, and it would be like telling them they were right, you doofus." Jirou protest against the idea.

Oh right. I didn't think of that part. "Ohh. but we have no other idea right? So just give it a chance!" Kaminari protests, trying to argue so that this can work out so he isn't called an idiot again. "Ugh, It's the only idea right now so it's not like I have anything else to think about." Jirou huffs, rolling her eyes at his protests.

"Just give it a chance, I mean, since it IS the only idea." Kaminari tells her. "Fine, I'll think about it you idiot." Jirou sighs, "But only because it is the only idea." "Ok then. See you tomorrow then?" Kaminari asks. Jirou gets up and gets to the door. "Yup, night idiot." Jirou says, opening the door and leaving. "Night." He calls out. Then he realises he got called an idiot anyways, how ironic :|. Goddammit Jirou!

*Timeskip*

Jirou POV

Jirou wakes up next morning and sighs, does her morning abbreviations and sees Mina out looking at her. With coffee in her hands."Goood morning!" She says happily. Jirou tries moving to the side but Mina follows her. "I made you coffeeee~~~!" Mina grins.

Handing her the coffee. Jirou eyes her suspiciously but takes the coffee that tasted fine, by the way, meaning Mina didn't poison it or anything just in case you were wondering. Mina continues to watch her as if she was the most interesting person in the room. "Ok, what do you want?!" Jirou groans at her.

"Whatever are you talking about Jirou-sama??" Mina smirks, getting a evil eye from the indigoette."okay fine, so, I saw you come out of Kaminari's room last night? Anything to sayyy??" Mina asks, giving Jirou a lenny face. Jirou rolls her eyes. "Nope, thanks for the coffee." Jirou answers, moving away from Mina and grabbing whatever seemed like breakfast food from the kitchen fridge and leaving, leaving Mina with an shocked expression.

*timeskip*

Kaminari POV

Kaminari sped into class later, but not late, as per usual, being greeted by Kirishima and Sero... and Jirou. "Morning!" Kaminari greets them back, placing his stuff into his desk and sitting back. "Alright class 1-A! It's time to sit down at our desks! Class is starting!" Iida yells out. "NOT FOR ANOTHER 5 MINUTES TOYOTA LEGS! SIT THE HELL DOWN!" BAkugou yells from across the room, where his seat was. Yes, today was going to be an average day with class 1-A.

A/N

Being dead is nice. I love being dead inside, I'm not possible, Like how can a girl, who is getting 3 hours of sleep every night due to insomnia, able to stay so cheerful and active throughout the day?!!! I mean, I'm never sleep deprieved, just active and crap. WEird... Is this even possible???? It seems impossible, ANYWAYS I was wondering whether any of you like ship opinion books since I just started one around a week ago. Udates for this book will be weekly!! Bai!-Chrys/kyhoeka/Girl who is secretly wishing she was a gay guy.