"Faked" (A Kamijirou Fanfiction)

WHOOPS

Jirou POV

Jirou yawns and wakes up to knocking on her door. “Mnghhhhh…” she groans, she expects that it was Mina since Mina had borrowed her stuff (I didn’t know what to put here) and she gets up and out of her bed, she was wearing her usual long Deep Dope tank top and she goes to the door, mumbling, “Mngh, just hand it here and I-” She mumbles while rubbing her eyes but she stops dead in her tracks to see Kaminari standing there at the door instead of the rowdy pink haired girl. Kaminari gapes, “Hungh????”” She yells and she slams the door. “I’m so sorry I didn’t know you were still asleep-I mean, not ready, uh, not dressed, UHHH!!!” Kaminari rushes his very horrible apology and Jirou yells, “Stupid! I don’t stay awake 24/7 because of my quirk’s downside of electricity going around me every waking minute so that it buzzes and keeps you awake!!” Jirou yells back. “Oh what am I saying…” Jirou grumbles to herself angrily, her mind was barely focused and she was spitting out random facts. Oh, freaking god, he’s supposed to be my boyfriend and he saw me like this. Unghhh!! “Uh…” Kaminari says dumbly on the other side of the door. Jirou looks at a mirror beside her desk. Holy shit she looked like a mess, her hair was all over the place (the cruelty of having girls short hair) and she was pretty much half dressed, she didn’t really wear anything except mini-shorts to bed, and her Deep Dope shirt barely covered her frame. “Should I come back later?” Kaminari asks, still dumbly and Jirou hisses, “What the hell do you think??!!” Jirou yells at him from the other side of the door and she hears Kaminari rush off. She grumbles and starts to brush her hair down with a wet brush, to keep it down instead of poofed out. Jirou’s face was flushing red and she continues to grumble when she changes her clothes too.

Kaminari POV

Kaminari was eating breakfast that Bakugou made, (today was one of those rare moments that Bakugou looks calm, at the stove) and regrets his decision to go to Jirou’s dorm room. In Kaminari’s mind, Jirou looked a bit like a night owl, but apparently not. Kaminari sighs, while he munches on bacon. (They splurged on a more American meal, sorry, I thought that saying that he munched on ramen, or miso would sound weird.) He sees the indigoette come down, looking especially grumpy at him. Bakugou of course, being himself and Jirou’s best friend had to pipe up and say “You’re looking like shit.” Jirou hisses and sits down angrily, and Bakugou hands her a cup of black coffee. Kaminari awkwardly stares and her while she grumps, sipping on her coffee, Kaminari clears his throat, trying to start up a conversation since Jirou’s supposed to be his girlfriend, Jirou gives him a cold stare as if to say, “Shut it.” and Kaminari does, deciding that Jirou’s hostile wasn’t worth the risk. Jirou continues to sip on her black coffee and Kaminari continues to munch on his bacon, with a very extreme silent tension.

Timeskip

Jirou POV

Jirou felt a lot better, it was now the afternoon and she was no longer as grumpy as she was before. She felt a bit guilty for being so rude to Kaminari despite the fact that a lot of her anger was his fault. She scribbles away in her music book on the couches in the dorm common grounds. She nibbles at the tip of her pen before clicking it. She decides to invite Kaminari to her dorm, so that they would hang out, since she was always in his during times like when they were hanging out. She picks up her phone and texts him to come over to her dorm, and she goes up, leaving the music notebook beside her on the couch, and heads up towards her room. “Oi, Blunderstorm!” She calls towards him, and he turns around, he was already waiting at her dorm room. “Oh! Hey Kyouka!” he grins and she gives him a small smile back. “I see your mood did a-(Okay I’m going to stop with these jokes, I don’t know how many comments included this XD) 180°” he laughs, coming towards the purplette, “Shut up, or I might take back my decision.” She warns him with a sly smile on her face. “Kyouka, c’mooooon…” Kaminari whines at her and she just laughs,

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Kaminari POV

“Geez, c’mon in stupid.” Jirou snorts, opening her dorm room door and lets him in. “You can sit down.” Jirou tells him and she sighs, leaning back on her chair, Kaminari just sits down on her bed. “Hey Kyouka, play me a song!” Kaminari asks her, swinging his feet up and down, and she sighs, “I’m not a radio but fine, lemme grab my-” Jirou tells him, she was about to grab her music notebook, “Ah, shit, I left it downstairs!” She exclaims. And she exits the room quickly, apparently forgetting Kaminari existed in her room. “Uh.” Kaminari made a random noise from his mouth. His hand was outstretched “Ah.. oi… Kyouka…” He mutters even though she was gone. The thought suddenly came to his mind. I’m alone in a girl’s room!!!! He panics and decides to stay put, he swings his feet in the air, he was sitting on her bed so there wasn’t much to do, he apparently also forgot something through his panic, cellphones exist. And he swings his feet back a little too hard and hits hard plastic. “OH SHI-” Kaminari yells, “Ow!” and he goes onto the floor, incidentally forgetting that he was in a girls room now. He he checks whatever his foot hit to see a plastic box. Hmm? He wonders and he pulls the box out of mere curiosity, he opens it and the inside made his jaw drop. Piles and piles of manga that he always recognized as girly and Shojou, these included Magareto, Ribon and Ciao, which he knew were girly versions of Shojou, and he looks right on the box to see… a 3DS. Holy...Shit, he looks in closer through the box and right at that moment the door unlocks, “I got it back you didn-” Jirou comes into the room and sees Kaminari and drops her notebook on the floor.

Jirou POV

She stabs him straight in the eyeballs screaming, “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING???!!!!!!!”

Kaminari POV

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Kaminari feels searing pain in his eyeballs and he screams in pain. “I can’t believe you! Snooping around like that!!” she yells at him, angrily, her face was flustered up and she was looking freaked out and panicked “H-how much did you-?” She seemed to be about to ask but she looked at the opened up box with a wide mouth, she yells. “Y-y-y-you’d better not tell anybody!” Jirou looked close to tears.

Jirou POV

Jirou was close to tears to find out the secret that she’s been trying to hide for so long was found out, and by Kaminari of all people. “You…” She tells him, her fists clench and she bends down to grab her book, she was scared, scared of being known like this, the demeanor she worked so hard to build up to hide her shame. She looks at Kaminari with her eyes glassy with tears, and Kaminari looks back at her, “Kyouka, I’m sorry I didn’t think that..” Kaminari tries to apologize, going over to her but she sticks her earphone jack at him, “Don’t you dare touch me you Stupid waste of Voltage.” Jirou snaps at him angrily. Kaminari moves his hand back.

Kaminari POV

Kaminari felt deeply uncomfortable in the situation but the one thought that was in his head was: ExtremePokémon...is Jirou Kyouka. It made sense, the way they talked, but how is she so good at this stuff? Video games, and the reason she knew so much about love and what to do, is because of this. Is this the real Jirou? Questions and Questions go into Kaminari’s mind, and he looks at Jirou. “Kyouka… are you embarrassed by all this?” Kaminari asks her and Jirou glares at him, not answering his question. “C’mon, you don’t have to be embarrassed, lots of girls like the same things as you! Even some guys!” He tries to assure her but she just huffs, so Kaminari does the first thing he can think of and hugs her. “H-hey!” She tries to complain but Kaminari wouldn’t let go. “Say You spoke!” Kaminari laughs and Jirou grumbles. Kaminari lets go and smiles, “Kyouka, it’s fine, I don’t think you’re weird or anything, I’m just… surprised that you like things like this!” Kaminari tries to assure her. And she just huffs.