Warning! There are many f words and s words and many more words so don't learn from this kids DX. The spacing is because the first sentense already has the bad words, dont ruin your speeches people!
3rd person
"ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDIN' ME? PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THAT? WHAT KIND OF-"
"Relax, mon ami. Not so bad, once you get used to it. Done properly, it should not hurt...very much," the Spy murmured cooly.
Pyro's head whirled around to face Spy. Her eyes went wide.
"You can't be serious. You've done this before?"
A puff from his cigarette. "Oui."
She shook her head and dismissed him with her hand. He was far from hairless-she'd seen hair on his arms and he had an obvious five o'clock shadow-but maybe he'd gotten it done years ago, when he was drunk or something. Yeah, that was definitely it. Nobody would do this sober.
Of course, she did end up receiving a rather painful full-body (and facial) wax. Pyro decided to brace herself and add this experience to her list of tortures she'd endured. For a woman who'd survived bludgeoning, getting hit with piss, clumsy falls down cliffs, grenade explosions, and the like, she had figured that a simple wax would be cake compared to them.
Well...not quite.
The Spy, along with ms pauling, stood outside of the booth.
"Mon Dieu, what was that? It sounded as if she'd just gotten backstabbed."
"The wax," replied Ms pauling, shuddering at the very thought of receiving one.
Not long after, Pyro shuffled out of the booth, hairless and facing both men with utter contempt.
"Fuck you. Fuckin'...fuck both of you."
"Ah-ah-ah, ami, such a foul tongue," chuckled Spy as he waved a condescending gloved finger near her face.
After giving him the dirtiest stink-eye she could muster and using all her willpower not to grab and break his finger, the Pyro was promptly whisked away to the next station where she would be further jabbed at by those blasted beauty tools.
Another all-nighter, much to the mercenaries' chagrin, was in order, as fixing up the Pyro took even more work than anticipated. Not keeping up with one's appearance for five years tends to catch up with a person.
So, when the Pyro was finally finished at daybreak, the spy and ms pauling were very much relieved.
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