Team fortress 2: world of magic and random crossovers XD

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Author's note
Yeah most of the episodes here are based on animations but I just added another female character in it so its not really copying... thats what my teacher used to say anyway, enjoy!

Gretal's pov

Anyway, right when engineer and medic reached, they went right into the lab, me? I stole spy's revolver and played with it. Ha! Spy never gets mad at me, so I took his kunai too. Hehe *places troll face into spy's drawer*

Spy's pov

I joked about scout's attempt to ask ms pauling for a date again. Anyway, engineer announced the experiments with the teleporter and when the bread was teleported, inside, tumours will grow and they conclude that the tumours will kill us in hree days..... *clears throat* WAIT WHAT THE WHAT?!

Gretal's pov

I obviously didn't believe what they said but medic seemed serious about tumours going to kill us and spy wants all of them to go to the pojer room. I tol him no thanks, I am not going to let spy take me out again seriously, I stole from hime ever since I got here this year.

Anyway, a few hours later, scout came knocking into my room." What is it?" I asked as I threw the kunai to a portrait of heavy and the kunai landed on his nose. Scout started smickering.

"Look if you want something, quickly say it, I'm busy," I added." Alright, alright, um... you know about the tumours right?" He asked abd I nodded as I poured a glass of orange juice." And during these three days well... I wanna go on a-a-a-a.... date with ms pauling..." scout stammered.

"Oh?" I raised an eyebrow, " so you want my advice?" He nodded slightly blushing. I sighed and tolf him to ask spy instead and he did. I bet he is going to give scout a really hard time.

For those who didn't see the show before...

3rd person

Scout knocks onto spy's smoking room door." Go away," he pestered. The door creeked open," um... hey you've got a second?" Scout asked." Oh scout, please... go f*** yourself," he scolded.

"Yeah thats funny anyway I wanted..." before he could continue, spy forced the door close." Wait wait wait spy!" Spy pulls out his butterfly knife." Im wedging through a door here to tell you I'm sorry!'' He exclaimed. Spy rolled his eyes, kept the knife and lit a cigerette," make it quick." "Look, so I did write down the last wish, I'd like to go on a date with ms pauling," he replied.

"You? You're terrible with girls," spy added." What? No, no, no, spy look at this, this, and this here? Look at all of this! No, I'm great with girls," scout added. Well, it did work. Last time: We've got buckets of chicken, wanna do it? And the girl said : ok." But spy you are amazing with ladies, you know classy ones, the kind that smell good and can read. And always have their glasses on just kind of crooked. You know? Ones that don't go out with a guy like me," Scout replied.

"Hmm and why is that do you think?" Spy asked." Come on spy I don't know," he shrugged. Crystal was outside listening and grinning wildly at every word they said.

"Well, a mystery we will take to our graves then, goodbye," He replied and poured a glass of drink.

"Wait, wait ah" scout sighed.

"K. Look. Fine. Spy, this never leave this room," he sighed. Both gretal and spy is smiling like a troll.

"You are better than me ok? I need your help," He replied." I'll do it, on one condition," he pressed a button and a mic came out, he tested it out, a screech sounded through the speaker throughout the place. Gretal giggled." Say that again..." scout looked hopeless.