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"Holy ," muttered Pyro. "I can't believe that actually worked."

"We are not out of the woods yet. I am not entirely sure she believed us."

"Yeah, I dunno. She seemed kinda on-guard the whole time. Maybe she saw right through our bullshit and was too nice to call us out?" suggested Nadine.

"Definitely not," said Pyro as she walked towards the kitchenette. "She believed us on some level. It's not like this is a fix or anything. This is just to buy us more time."

"Huh? Buy you more time fuh wat?" asked Nadine.

"For negotiating with Saxton Hale!" Pyro called out from the fridge, retrieving her polar bear steaks.

"OOH, is that what those steaks are for?"

"Yup. Polar bear steaks, his favorite!"

"This is completely ludicrous," sighed Spy. "It isn't going to-"

Once again, someone was interrupted by the doorbell. However, this ring was accompanied by grumbling and several deafeningly loud raps on the door.

Everyone froze. Nobody had to check the peephole to see who it was. Omg crytal thought.

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