Team fortress 2: world of magic and random crossovers XD

Conversation

3rd person

"What now?"

"Now? We converse."

"What? You taught me how to talk and now you're gonna teach me what to talk about?"

"Exactament! Now there are a certain range of topics of which two people can speak-"

"Wait...who am I going to have to converse with to the extent that I need to learn about what to talk about?" Pyro asked confusedly.

"With whom will you have to converse," Spy corrected. "Upon being associated with Monsieur Hale, many important people will want to talk with you. Proper ladies do NOT talk about the time they burned a fat, heavily-armed Russian man to the ground solo, or how many enemy Spies they have charred!"

She frowned. "But-"

"No buts. As interesting as those things may be to you, or other mercenaries, they will scare off normal people."

"So what boring crap do I have to talk about?"

"Firstly, stop saying 'crap'. It is unflattering coming from the mouth of a proper lady such as you are now. Secondly, you must discuss things of high-class. Compliment the host, discuss art, novels, the weather, history, haute couture with other ladies. Things like this, you see."

"Then what am I to say about weather like this?" Pyro pleaded, gesturing towards the window.

"How about this: 'This weather may be a bit dreary, but at least the flowers are getting water!'"

She stared at him as if he had six heads, and quirked an eyebrow.

"Are you kidding me? That was the best you could do? What hope do I have?"

He groaned. "It was but an example!"

"Wanna try?" Crystal asked." Hehe you've got nothing to do right?" Spy asked.

"Hey you guys are here, so any ideas?" Pyro asked excitedly. Blu spy just keep groaning like a baby.

"How bout music instruments?" Crystal suggested." About..." spy corrected. Blu spy smiled." Really? You wanna do this fancy pants?" Crystal asked. He nodded.