Team fortress 2: world of magic and random crossovers XD

Bread monster pt.1

3rd person

Ms pauling came rushing on her motocycle and prepared her shotgun and muttered to herself," You're ready. All right." She took a deep breath and aimed her shotgun, instead of a blu, she bumps into scout in...a fancy clothing.

"Ms pauling. What an unexpected surprise," Scout added." They took the briefcase, don't worry we can fix this, we'll get it back and the administrator never has to know," she panicked.

"You look... you look... uh...." scout stammered. At the camera panel, soldier, spy and demoman is watching." Drunk!" Demo shouted." Round! Soft! No, round!" Soldier exclaimed." Blurry!" Demo shouted again. Spy sitting infront of them was annoyed.

"Ravishing," scout replied." Uh huh, you too," she added." Hold on. Thats the briefcase right there... scout! You... are you having a prom?" She asked." Yeah. Nah. Yeah ah. Well the. Yeah, the thing is." Scout stmmered. Back at the camera room, engineer burst in.

"Guys! Hey fellas, listen! Its just bread that gets tumors," he added." Its not even tumors. Its some form of self aware beauty mark that only metastasizes in an environment of pure wheat," spy looked surprised but demo and soldier looked dumb like always.

Medic shake the bottle," here, watch this," the monster made gugerling noises as soldier taps the container." Oh look. Its hates me so much!" Medic giggled.

"So we're fine. As long as nobody teleports any bread," engineer put his arm around medic and soldier.

"Question." Soldier added." What's your question soldier?" Engineer asked." I teleported bread," he replied." What?" His smile turned into a frown." You told me to," he added innocently." How much?" He asked." I've done nothing but teleport bread for three days," he replied.

Medic threw the container and grab his collar," where?! Where have you been sending it?" Medic asked as soon as he said that, the celing shook. In her room, gretal made a check list...

Back to scout," Scout, I get one day off...a year and you just wasted it on... this? Goodbye," she added." Wait! Wait! Wait! Ah. Why don't we discuss it over diner?" Scout opened the door to the dinning room but instead the bread monster teeth is shown.

"What the hell is that?" Pauling asked.