Saxxies

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" Mr Lance! Ms Bet We need to have a talk...again..!" Pyro exclaimed. Crystal looked at spy all funny like again. What now who am I? She thought.

"Yes?"

"We've come up for an identity for Spy! He is now Fabio, my Italian assistant! He wears a mask because he's in Witness Protection and is gay so there are no affair rumors."

"Totally!" Spy chimed in.

"Ah, good work, good work. They'll buy that, bunch of dolts those paparazzi. People will like Fabio; it'll put off any suspicions."

"I suppose. How are the Saxxies coming along? I'm excited! I intend to win the award for Best Taunt Kill!" The what now? Crystal thought.

"I'm afraid I'm not allowed to disclose the winners of the awards. You have been nominated, though, I'm allowed to tell you that."

"Boo-yah!" Pyro cheered, clapping her hands and fist-pumping. Spy cleared his throat behind her and she turned to face him.

"You are never to do that in public."

"I knoooow," she drawled.

"Tres Bien," he muttered. Crystal is surprised that blu spy didn't recognise her. She hit spy." What you forgot to remind me about the saxxies?!" She exclaimed after they left.

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