Team fortress 2: world of magic and random crossovers XD

Face palms

3rd person

"Are you ready?" Spy asked his partner, giving her a sideways glance.

"More than ever. Are you, Fabio?" she teased.

"Totes. I've got it aaaaalllll under control!"

Several minutes went by as the sudden noise of helicopter blades cutting through the air echoed in the night. Dust was kicked up into the sky as a burly Australian hung from the helicopter's skids, holding something large and furry in his arms. He let go and landed onto the ground with a graceful thud. After he looked around a bit, he spotted the woman that was to be his and promptly approached her.

"EVENING, SHEILA," he said, looking her up and down. "NO MOUSTACHE THAT I CAN SEE. AH, NO PROBLEM, YER NOT AN AUSSIE. IT'S TO BE EXPECTED. WELL, I'VE BROUGHTCHA A LI'L GIFT HERE, YOU SEE." He revealed the furry mass to be a fresh, gory, brutally mauled grizzly bear and giddily extended the item out to out to the woman.

Despite the others' majorly grossed-out reactions, she smiled brightly at the grotesque animal corpse. The Pyro was actually indeed quite a fan of Saxton Hale's comic book series-she kept a few on hand back at the base for when she was overtaken by boredom. Needless to say, she was a bit star-struck.

"This..." she said in genuine amazement. "Wow. This is awesome. And you know what's even more awesome?

"WOT?"

"Your chest hair! It's even better in person!"

"YOUR CHEST HAIR!" Those words reverberated loudly throughout his mind, music to his ears. Slowly, a smile grew on Saxton Hale's face that could light ten thousand cities.

"AHH, I KNEW I'D LIKE YE!" he bellowed, extending his oversized, robustly muscled arm out to the Pyro. "HOW 'BOUT WE SHOW THAT FRUITY KILLA NOT TO MESS AROUND WITH SAXTON HAAAALE!"

Pyro looked up at her undercover companion, took his arm with both of hers, and beamed.

"YES, LET'S!"

Crystal face palmed and did one for spy...