--Hazbin Hotel -- Charlie x Male reader oneshots! AUs! and scenarios!

Oneshot! 2P Charlie

*this is a story on something called 2P which basically means the alternate version of the original character. For example regular Charlie is sweet and kind not very intimate, whilst this version will be mean and cruel and lustful. 2P  is a Angel from heaven trying send people to hell while Charlie is try to send demons to heaven*

(Y/n) had no words for what is currently happening in front of his damned demonic eyes.

Two Charlies one regular version that he loved to pieces and one that attempted to make him her personal sex toy.

Don't worry (Y/n) had a perfectly reasonable explanation for such a strange abnormality.

That day started normally, (Y/n) woke up slipping out of Charlie's snuggle hesitantly and  getting dressed in his usual attire then going to work in the hotel making sure nobody caused any trouble for the hotel or for Charlie.

(Y/n) greeted everybody as he usually did and took his post with a nice cup of coffee to start the hellish day.

Then the strange portal appeared right next to him.

And out walked someone familiar and strange all at the same time. It was Charlie but she looked odd,  purplish blue hair blue cheeks as well as clothes. Even her eyes were a different color!

This Charlie looked around at the place confused and disgusted by the state of it exclaiming.

"What a fucking mess..." She then looked over at (Y/n) with a raised brow as he stared at her with a face the radiated confusion and 'what the fuck?'.

"What the fuck are you looking at (Y/n)?" This Charlie stated growling at him making raise a brow as well.

What the fuck did he do to receive that reaction out of his love?

"The fuck you say to me woman?!" (Y/n) stated throwing his coffee behind him he stomped over to Charlie.

This Charlie was slightly surprised to receive such a response from (Y/n) he was never like that he was always quiet and cowardly minding his own business until Charlie forced him to do something or wanted sex.

But she was not going to back down to this strange (Y/n). She was the boss in their relationship he was hers and he did not have any choice in the matter.

"I said what are you staring at you dumbass soldier." Charlie grinned at him watch as he became very cross he looked so fuckable when he was mad.

(Y/n) had stood over her looking down at her with irritation, Charlie clearly was not okay something was wrong and frankly, he was just going to lock her up in their room until she settled the fuck down. 

(Y/n) walked over and went to grab her wrist until she shoved him against the wall smirking evilly at him whilst she pinned him and put her body against his.

"You looked so stupid (Y/n) but so cute all at the same time." This Charlie whispered in his ear lust dripping in her voice as she grinded against his leg and trying to pull him into a heated kiss.

"Charlie now is not the time for your games-" He was cut off by the kiss which was forceful and possessive as Charlie forced her tongue into his mouth.

"Mmph!" (Y/n) muffled out in the kiss eyes widening as he began to writhe under her his patience already was out the window.

Charlie grinned behind the kiss running a hand along his abdomen feeling the muscles present through the thin fabric of his shirt. Slowly Charlie ran her hand down his chest and to his pants about to reach for her prize.

"(Y/n)? What's going on?" A familiar voice asked shocked.

'Ugh I'm going to KILL whoever interrupted this!' Charlie growled in her mind as her and (Y/n) both turned to look at the person.

(Y/n) felt confusion shock and fear run through his mind as he stared at the Charlie he had let sleep in earlier that morning looking like she regularly did. Rosy cheeks blonde hair red suit.

Charlie looked as at the other Charlie in confusion and shock whilst the Blue Charlie just scowled at Charlie.

"(Y/n)...Who..Is..this.." Charlie asked pointing at Blue Charlie.

"I'm you stupid." Blue Charlie stated as she pushed herself off (Y/n) and walked over to Charlie looking her over and grinning.

"Damn, my breast are nice." Blue Charlie said looking Charlie over from head to toe watching Charlie blush

(Y/n) choked on his own spit from shock and surprise as he watched Blue Charlie practically feel Charlie up.

"Uhh..please get off me.." Charlie said pushing away Blue Charlie blush still on her face.

"Well then I guess I'll just go fuck (Y/n) then." Blue Charlie grinned turning towards (Y/n).

"No you fucking won't!" Charlie growled out making Blue Charlie laugh.

The two Charlie's stared at one another daring each other to say something to start their cat fight over (Y/n). 

(Y/n) stood there awkwardly watching both of them stare each other down.

Honestly (Y/n) did not look forward to this fight girls were ruthless in fights over men and he would be lying if he said not one a little part of him wanted to see who would win.

He had to intervene.

But luckily before he could take a step and say something Blue Charlie whispered in Charlie's ear making her blush and nod along finding whatever Blue Charlie was saying acceptable.

The Two shared a nod of agreement and looked over at (Y/n) Blue Charlie looked over at him with a predatory and lustful gaze whilst Charlie held a bashful blushing smile on hers.

(Y/n) eyes widened as he realized what they wished to do.

The next morning (Y/n) woke up naked and peppered with kisses of two different lipstick with two equally naked Charlie's snuggled against him on either side.

Blue Charlie leaned up and grinned down at him asking.

"Anyone for round three?"

Before (Y/n) could say anything he heard Charlie speak up

"I'm game!"

(Y/n) gulped in fear of the rough and passionate experience he was going to have in the next few minutes.

He hoped they both would be at least a bit gentle.

But A hope was all that it ever was.