--Hazbin Hotel -- Charlie x Male reader oneshots! AUs! and scenarios!

One shot! The prank.

*Ok so I couldn't sleep last night and I was scrolling through Hazbin fan art when I discovered this gem by Art of Rhues! So I of course started thinking and the two brain cells I have remaining conjured up this idea in my mind. So I decided to give this book a chapter to take a break from the new one! *

They were all fucking idiots.

Well, some more than others.

That's what went through (Y/n)'s mind as he realized what petty, stupid, idiotic prank his so-called 'friends' pulled on him.

They somehow even got Charlie wrapped up in it strangely enough. Not to mention the fact that Husk and Vaggie even played along. It was no surprise the other misfits and shitheads Alastor and Angel Dust and little Niffty jumped at the opportunity to fuck with their favorite soldier and further poke the bear.

One of these days he's going to go ape shit and they will have to rebuild the entire hotel just to find those little shit's remains.

But we are getting ahead of ourselves.

Let's go back to the two days prior to the beginning of this entire fuck fest of stupidity, shall we?

It at first started out like every other day, (Y/n) slept in despite Charlie's patient attempts to rouse him from sleep for work but eventually gave up allowing him to sleep in and she climbed out of bed.

(Y/n) woke up later than everyone else and got dressed pulling on his shirt then military jacket followed by jeans and military boots and dog tags.

(Y/n) applied his cologne or as he lovingly called it 'smell good spray' and made his way down to the hotel lobby 

(Y/n) didn't notice at first, he was stiff half asleep when Charlie greeted him with a cup of warm welcoming energy mud or better known as Coffee.

Charlie gifted the tired demon a cup of coffee and a kiss on the cheek in greeting making him smile.

(Y/n) was halfway through making a joke about what he's done to get a kiss on the cheek instead of the lips when he stalled at Charlie's apparel.

Charlie was wearing a very impressive copy of his current outfit. Sleeves rolled up and everything. The only difference was that her name patch read 'C.Magne' instead of his name.

"What the fuck are you wearing?" (Y/n) asked confused as he eyed her. Charlie smiled at the fact that he noticed.

"Oh, this? Cute right? I picked it out today it's amazing what you can find in our wardrobe." Charlie said innocently as she gave him another kiss and began to walk away.

(Y/n) blinked in confusion and turned around fighting the urge to stare at her butt in those jeans as she sauntered away.

"We don't have dog tags in our wardrobe labeled C.Magne!" (Y/n) pointed out to her retreating form. Charlie didn't seem to notice and kept walking to her office.

(Y/n) chuckled and shook his head.

"Looking good~" A voice purred behind him.

"Go pester Alastor spider slut, it's way too early for this shit." (Y/n) growled as he turned to Angel Dust shocked at what he found.

There the pornstar stood posing in a mirror wearing a more revealing version of (Y/n)'s outfit. Jean shorts, a military jacket tied together at his waist, and a pair of dog tags sitting on his bust.

"Wasn't talking to you Sugar. Not this time." Angel purred as he examined himself striking another pose.

(Y/n)'s mouth hung ajar shock evident on his face.