Another booooring day in Hell, there's just absolutely nothing fun in here! Sure, there's fire and red stuff everywhere but after living in this place for 10.000.000 years, you've gotten extreamly bored with it.
"Ughh, where the FUCK is that Osomatsu at?!" You screamed with clenched fists, you fly up and left Hell to go to the Church and see if he's in there again annoying the priest.
"OSOMATSU!" You yelled in the Church, making Karamatsu stare at you with wide eyes.
"Dammit......KARAMATSU! Do you know where that little Osomatsu asshole is?!" You say before stomping closer to him, Karamatsu holds a cross in his hands.
"I don't know (Y/N) I swear! Please, I beg your mercy....." He pleaded, you raised an eyebrow before eye-rolling amd walked away. You were known to be one of the most vicious demons there is in Hell. Even Karamatsu is afraid of you! You just get mad too easily and always throw terrifying tantrums that could lead to serious problems. One time you were so angry that you accidentally murdered 8 innocents on earth, you didn't mean to but your anger just took control.
"Oh please don't destroy the Church (Y/N), just leave already I haven't seen Osomatsu at all t-today I swear to thw lords above I haven't!" Karamatsu begged on his knees, you scoffed and left the Church through a portal, Karamatsu sighed in relief.
"JYUSHIMATSUUUUUUU!!!!!" You screamed onthe top of your lungs that fire came out of your mouth.
"Yessss?" Jyushimatsu suddenly asked from behind you, you frown at him.
"Where is my companion?! I've been dying of boredom in Hell for who knows how many hours!" You glared, Jyushimatsu looked around before shaking his head.
"I don't know where Osomatsu is buuuut! I know that he's talking with Choromatsu right now, something anout business stuff" Jyushimatsu says before he started to float on the air with his wings, you huff.
You got your fingers in a "click" position, once you snapped you were suddenly transported to the place where Osomatsu and Choromatsu were talking, the both of them had wide eyes when they saw you suddenly appear.
"OSOMATSU! Do you know how long I've been lookimg for you?! You stupid son of a fucking bitch!" You say as you put a hard grip on his ear.
"OW! OW! OW! Fuck Okay look I'm sorry!" He begged for you to let go of his ear, you glance back at Choromatsu who you basically forgot was there, you gave him a quick fake smile.
"Excuse us, goddess Choromatsu but me and Osomatsu have some talking to do" You say through gritted teeth, Choromatsu sighs and pinched his scrunched nose.
"(Y/N) it's fine, but actually I'd like to speak to you in private if that's okay" He said politely, you raised an eyebrow before letting go of Osomatsu's ear.
"Fine" You huffed and fold your arms together, Osomatsu sticks his tounge out to you before leaving. You growled.
"What do you want again?" You asked the goddess, he frowns and looks down slightly.
"We need to talk about your anger issues" Choromatsu spoke up, you squinted your eyes in judgement.
"What about my anger issues? I'm a demon aren't I ALLOWED to act lile this?!" You start to float in the air by a few centimeters and look down on Choromatsu.
"Yes but......dear god, you're not allowed to murder people spontaneously when you're angry! You know that's Totty's job as the Reaper" He frowns at you as he shakes his head, you groan in annoyance.
"Oh can you stop being such a mom right now?! It's not my fault that I kill people, I just can't control it!" You scowled at the goddess who stared at you with disappointed eyes.
"You're murder actions are dangerous and I forbid that from happening again starting now. You need to learn how to control yourself and if not, I will be the one teaching you" Choromatsu said quite sternly as he floats in the air and slowly brings you to the ground.
"For fucks sake.....fine"
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As you were about to make a portal in Hell, you hear Osomatsu snicker behind you.
"Where do you think you're going (Y/N)?" He smiles as you turn your head around.
"I'm looking for Choromatsu, why? You wanna annoy him again or something? Heh" You chuckled, Osomatsu shakes his head as he puts his palms behind his head.
"Naah, too lazy at the moment. Maybe I'll just stay here and start more chaos" He giggles, you roll your eyes with a smirk before leaving theough the portal.
You appeared in the beautiful white clouds that made comfortable hugs around your feet, you look around calling for his name.
"Choro?! You in here?!" You yelled, within minutes, the goddess himself appeared in front of you through the pond.
"Good evening (Y/N), how are you today?" He smiles, you smiled back. It's been about two years now of him teaching you how to control your anger, and sure you were still a demonand do bad things but not as bad as before.
"I came here to uhmmm, say thank you I guess....." You mumbled, Choromatsu's eyes widened before laughing.
"Whaaaaat?! HAHAHA! Okay, what a very strange sentance that a demon would say" He teased, you pouted and fold your arms.
"I meant it you idiot! I ughh.....I just wanted to thank you for helping me handle my anger for the past couple of years....." You say before hugging Choromatsu, you feel him flinch at your sudden action but in awhile he returned the hug.
"I.....uhmm.....I-I also wanted t-to say that I-I kind of uhhh...." You stuttered at your words as your cheeks became morre and more red. You hear Choromatsu chuckle.
"I love you too, you demon" He says before kissing your cheek, you were basically heating up. Prettttyy sure you would catch in fire.
"I......I wanted to say it first you meanie!"
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Osomatsu san x reader Oneshots!
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