(Group chat skit)
Kyle: Well this seems to be the place!
*Camera pans over to hospital and Toccata And Fugue in D Minor intensifies*
Brendan: Are you sure buddy? This seems a bit...haunted.
Kyle: Oh please! What can possibly go wrong? *Runs inside*
Brendan: Of course you'd say that. *Walks in towards Kyle*
*Door slams behind them*
Brendan and Kyle: *Jolt in fear*
Brendan: The door appears to be slammed shut. *Struggles to try and open door* We might as well find a doctor.
Kyle: Man, I really need to find a doctor for my scoliosis.
Brendan: I need to find one for my Hep D.
Kyle: Maybe this skeleton at the desk with bright red glowing eyes with a missing arm will help me. *Points to a dusty and cob web filled skeleton with a red ominous aura*
Brendan: *Eyes sparkle* Well that's a good idea if I have ever heard one! Also, I'm not sure if it just me but I think that this place is hiring. *Points to blood and guts in the wall that read out 'HELP ME!'*
Kyle: Maybe you can ask for a application after the check up. *Knocks on desk* Hello Mr. Skeleton, where can I find a doctor to give me treatment for my scoliosis?
Mr. Skeleton: Youu mmusst turnn baaaacckkkkk....
Kyle: Oh, okay, thanks! *Turns around and walks back*
Brendan: Why does he have a look that reads, "I want to tear out your spine."?
Kyle: Maybe it just in your head.
Brendan: Dang it!
Kyle: What's the matter?
Brendan: I forgot to ask for directions to find a doctor for my Hep D.
Kyle: Oh yeah! *Turns back* Plus, he didn't specify which room. *Walks back to Mr. Skeleton* Sorry, where is the room?
Mr. Skeleton: This place is not saaafeee...
Brendan: Well you don't have to be so rude!
Kyle: Just tell us!
Mr. Skeleton: Room B17.
Kyle: Okay! *Turns back and runs off*
Brendan: What about my Hep D?
Mr. Skeleton: Same treatment. Just follow your friend.
Brendan: Oh okay then. Kyle wait up! *Turns back and runs off*
(Time Skip)
Kyle: Okay! This should be the room.
Brendan: *Mutters under breath* Of course it's near the cellar.
Kyle: *Pushes open door* Nice, there's only a bit of blood and piss! Hello doctor. Can you please fix my spine?
Skeleton 2: *Stays motionless*
Kyle: Hello? *Waves hand in front of skeleton* Earth to doctor...
Skeleton 2: *In eerie voice* Leave this place...
Kyle: Oh, hello Dr. Leeve-Thisplais! Is that foreign?
Dr. Leeve-Thisplais: ...Yes.
Brendan: Neato!
Kyle: Can you fix my scoliosis and Brendons Hep D?
Brendan: I actually remember reading one of his articles on scoliosis on Web MD so you're good!
Kyle: Nice! Okay doctor, cure our diseases!
*Lights begin flickering red, all of the rusted tools levitate*
Brendan: *Gulps* Is this part of the procedure?
Kyle: I h-hope so!
Dr. Leeve—Thisplais: Yes.
*The tools start moving in a circle, and the lights are now full red*
*The door slams shut and locks, and lit candles surround the place where Kyle and Brendon lie*
Brendan: Welp.....we have lives a good life amigo.
Kyle: Are you really sure that this is part of the procedure?
Dr Leeve—Thisplais: Yes I'm sure!
*Tools start spinning faster and faster, weird demonic symbols are drawn on the wall*
*Humming noises start playing that grow louder and louder*
Dr Leeve—Thisplais: I warned you...
Kyle and Brendan: About wha- *Snap* GAHHH!
*Suddenly the tools drop from the floor and the lights stop flowing red*
Kyle: Hey, my back feels better!
Brendan: This is the best I have felt in years!
The end....
Word Count: 654
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Well that was random. This was a skit that I made with some friends in a group chat. I will try to update this book when I can and I hope that you enjoyed this skit.
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