𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘺 𝘉𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩

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(ignore that its literally victoria beckham)

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kaloni_laney never posted this cause ive been busy. shoutout to mom for helping with makeup and doing my hair. and yall. you're the best

comments

loki can we talk about how u absolutely dominated, not because of the awards, but because men getting their ass kicked by a girl in some tight pants. 10/10.
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kaloni_laney ngl kinda felt badass.
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lowkeylaney a goddamn national treasure

kaloni_laney liked this reply

peterprkr wow, she finally changed her username.
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kaloni_laney fuck u, i was gonna asked how everyone liked my user on twitter

tonystark don't let the "im busy" thing fool you, her, peter, loki and wanda have literally been torturing us all.
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wandamax what do you mean? we're angels.
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tonystark vision was hiding from you guys.

edwinhonoret i hate you so much, i thought you were gonna fucking die on me.
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kaloni_laney i thought i was gonna die on me, eddie. at least we both thought the same thing
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zionkuwonu fuck you, i was actually worried

jessicahatesyou when she posted that video i cried a lot. i feel so bad.
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damnjosh you shouldn't, she's a murder just like the rest of those people.
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kaloni_laney im not a murder. and if anyone has killed it was because they were brainwashed/controlled or were trying to save the planet. especially when they saved half the universe from getting killed. you owe them your sorry ass.

therealnickmara yes. exactly. perfect. i love.
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kaloni_laney yes. thank u.

imzachherron this fit. i cannot believe it took less than a week to find this good of an outfit only for you to get it dirty
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kaloni_laney bro i would've worn it to a baptism or a wedding or fuckin prom.
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jonahmarais i don't think you should wear that to a baptism. i think the rest would be good though.
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kaloni_laney I DROPPED OVER 2 THOUSAND ON IT JONAH. IM HOPING I CAN GET THE FUCKJBGB STAINS OUT
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brandon_arreaga we've all dropped more than that on an outfit
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kaloni_laney YOU GUYS DONT CARE ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GUYS SPEND. THIS MONEY COULD'VE BEEN DONATED #£%%£€£>%*£




twitter

kaloni kaloni_laney
anywho, im calling loki a bitch until he finally snaps at me.

tony stark starklicious
i hate you. shut up before i hurt you
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kaloni kaloni_laney
lmfao no.

loki loki
say it one more time.
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kaloni kaloni_laney
BITCH
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🅱️eter 🅱️arker peterprkr
loki is chasing her around with something but im not trying to get suspended
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kaloni kaloni_laney
WHERE DID HE GET A DILDO
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loki loki
i can literally summon anything.
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kaloni kaloni_laney
why do these types exist? like blank would NEVER touch one.
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Edwin Honoret Edwin_Honoret
okay, now im curious. text me.
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kaloni kaloni_laney
you're gonna lose your mind

for rachel

kaloni
ITS DILDISKDNE

eddie
that's been established.
over twitter.

loki
she deserved it.

kaloni
ITS A CAPTAIN AMERICA
DILDO. WHO ALLOWED
THAT??? STEVE WOULDNT
TOUCH ONE. unless he's like
secretly kinky BUT IM LOSING IT

loki
my money is on he's
secretly kinky

peter
stop it. stop it rn. im
gonna call the police

kaloni
okay spiderman. it's not like
they like you anyways

peter
STOP IT

eddie
they really hate you. i could
see them trying to arrest you.

peter
they like me. it's just some of the people and the daily bugle.

kaloni
ur delusional luv

loki
who's bottom tho

peter
STOP

kaloni
steve

eddie
steve

loki
exactly. no WAY
she's bottom

kaloni
peters gonna cry

peter
im gonna tell dad.

kaloni
that's so cute🥺🥺
but i already asked
he said steve <3

eddie
YOU'RE GOJNG TO HELL

peter
i hate it here. i don't
wanna be an avenger
anymore. fuck u

loki
i said that too. i debatably
love you. i would sacrifice
you though. just saying.

eddie
ok well.

kaloni
im not surprised.

peter
how cute :)

loki
peter-

kaloni
don't do that

eddie
hes still kinda naïve. i think
we need to keep it that way

peter
not naïve!

loki
yes you are

peter
shut up

kaloni
fine.

peter
nOoOOo

peter
guys

peter
guys?

peter
dont leave me :(

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