♥️Advice (ShuichixReader)

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Bagel Boys (with Miu)

Sunday, ****, 20**

Can you guys come over?
It's kind of important...

It's about (Y/N).

Panta UwU boy;
Aww! Shushu has a crush~ (*^o^*)

Space man:
Sidekick, you need some advice?

Cum Bucket:
He wants to fuck her, dumbasses!

Panta UwU boi:
Shut it whore _φ( ̄ー ̄ ) you aren't loved.

Cum bucket:
That's mean.

Avacado:
About my twin? I'm coming over now, brt.


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"Hey man, what's up?" Rantaro walked into my dorm.

"...."

"Yo bro, you good? What's going on with you and my sister?"

...
(Y/N) Amami... the cutest, smartest, funniest girl in the school...

"I... ummm..." I felt my entire face heat up..

"... You like her... don't you?" Rantaro asked darkly.

Oh shit.

"Pfft- did you think I was going to kill you or something?"

"M-maybe..." I muttered.

"Sup bitches!" Kokichi walked in and slammed the door.

"Watch it, Ouma!" Kaito yelled, being hit in the face with the door.

"Nehehe~! Operation get Shushu layed is a-go!"

"O-ouma-kun!"

"I called a few more people to help!" He grinned.

"W-what?!"

Miu strolled in with Kaede, Angie, Tsumigi, and K1B0.

"Ouma Kun! How could you..."I hid under my hat.

"Nuh~uh~uh!" Kokichi snached my (weave) hat off my head. "First piece of advice, get rid of you emo hat! Look her in the eyes! Stop being a quivering pussy!"

"Name calling? We're resorting to name calling now?" I sighed.

"It's not name calling, it's facts, and the fact is, you're a quivering pussy." Kokichi threw my hat across the room. "Now, operation get Shuichi layed shall commence!"

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"It's not that hard, just pin her down and there you have it!" Miu yelled.

"Shall we pray to Atua for guidance?"

Suddenly, Rantaro's phone started ringing.

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