Dear Jashin,
Another ATHEIST READ THIS AND WROTE IN IT!
Im fucking going to kill them all.
Actually scratch that plan
Ill kill MOST of them.
I'll sacrifice them to you Jashin!
Also, why the fuck does Kisame want Itachi to give me hell?
I practically am hell, *insert evil laugh*
Well apparently I was wrong with Kakuzu being a witch.
Kisame said so, and Kakuzu didn't even care the brooms were gone...
Oh there's Deidara.
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Fuck The stupid blondeWell actually don't
But HE LAUGHED AT ME.
He fucking laughed when I told him my discovery.
He kept saying
"Sunburn PFFT"Like who is he to laugh?!
Wait
MAYBE PUPPET DID FUCKING POISON US.
Well he poisoned me but that was a while ago.
I bet him and Kakuzu are plotting our demise, maybe they want us to be turned into tomatoes.
Or maybe just burn.
Fuck that
Fuck everyone
Not literally.
Anyways, I need to confront Kakuzu about this, then ill tell deidara bout it so he can confront the puppet.
I cant stop sneezing.
-A considerate Jashinist named Hidan.
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Hidan's Diary (PT 1)
FanfictionFucking Convert to Jashinism already. If reposted, tell me. No stealing, this is my original book. 🍓 Mega cringe (kinda on purpose) was made like a year ago or sum like that i forgot so like e n j o y