Dear dry ass journal,
GUESS WHAT,
LEADER LISTENED TO MY COMPLAINTS FOR ONCE
since he agreed it was SOOOOO boring,
We are going to the beach!
And of fuckin' course I am bringing this journal.
Don't tell anyone, but I sleep with this...
ONLY BECAUSE I DONT TRUST KUZU NOT TO WRITE IN IT AGAIN!
Anyways- we are on our way, and I HATE WALKING.
I asked fish face to carry me cause he always carries Birdie, BUT APPARENTLY HE'LL ONLY CARRY THAT MOTHER FUCKER.
My feet hurt like fuck.
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Okay, So I want to fuckin' swim.
BUT-
I cannot let this slide, the three crap bags, ALSO KNOWN AS THE MONEY HOE, PUPPET FUCKER, AND BIRD SHIT.
ARE BEING PUSSY'S
They are all like "Im too cool to swim and have fun so im going to sit down and read while still wearing a shirt and cloak" WHAT?!
Deidara and Kisame agree with me, that they need to fuckin' have fun.
Leader, blue girl, plant ass, and Tobi are getting fuckin' food.
They better get ramen, cause Im craving that these days.
Ill be back soon, me and the other two asses are planning operation "why the fuck are our partners boring and how to make them NOT boring and swim"
Jashin sama, help me get these heathens to live a little.
OW
HEY, THE BLONDE BITCH THREW A ROCK AT ME.
OH HOH O HO IM SACRIFICING YOU NOW HOE!
-Your moody jashinist, Hidan.
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Hidan's Diary (PT 1)
Hayran KurguFucking Convert to Jashinism already. If reposted, tell me. No stealing, this is my original book. 🍓 Mega cringe (kinda on purpose) was made like a year ago or sum like that i forgot so like e n j o y
