Dear fucking paper,
I have been fucking feeling weird lately.
I don't know why, but I'm fucking not sick.
I asked blondie about it, which was a huge fucking mistake, cause he just laughed at me and blew me up.
Yeah he got what he deserved, i chased him till he wouldn't go out of his room.
Still my fucking damn stomach hurts, but I don't know if it is my stomach.
This is all fucking gay, why the fuck do I care if I feel weird? I feel fucking weird all the time
Hold up, maybe Kakuzu has answers.
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Okay so that money hoe didn't even bother to look at me while speaking!
He kept reading that damn book of his, neglect I tell you.
Luckily I tore it to shreds.
Then he got really mad, and tried stitching my mouth shut.
He didn't succeed though, cause he stopped midway then walked over and grabbed ANOTHER book.
He left half my mouth stitched, like what the hell?
Anyway, I still feel abnormal, maybe I should research about it......
NO WHAT, NO IM NOT RESEARCHING ANYTHING, that sounds stupid.
Maybe I should ask bird brain about this, actually no, I dont like talking to that emotionless trash. Hmm, maybe fish face? No he's too damn annoying.
Ugh, this is horrible, I have never felt this before. This is bullshit.
Hm, maybe I should ask blondie again? Ugh I rather not.
But first, I need a drink, then I need Kuzu to unstitch my mouth!
Now, to fix my mouth.....
HEY WHERE DID KAKUZU GO?!
—A frustrated Jashinist, Hidan
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Hidan's Diary (PT 1)
FanfictionFucking Convert to Jashinism already. If reposted, tell me. No stealing, this is my original book. 🍓 Mega cringe (kinda on purpose) was made like a year ago or sum like that i forgot so like e n j o y
