Dear Jashin,
So basically, the fucking heathen Kakuzu kicked me out of our room! Like come on!
I was in the middle of your prayer, and thay dipshit ruined it!
Ill kill him someday...just not today.
Anyways—I need to find somewhere to hide, Tobi is trying to celebrate his birthday with everyone....
Its his birthday today apparently, February 10th, wow.
I have the best b day ever, though I forgot what day it was....I never was told in the first place actually..
Anyways, I hope he doesn't make a huge party like he did last year with Uchihas.
I think Bird brains eyes bled because of all the pink Tobi used.. ew.
Im scared for what he might do for my birthday...ugh im fucking hurling thinking about it.
Anyways, Kakuzu told me to fucking entertain tobi, like hell I will. Thats the bitches job.
I hope pumpkin face isn't expecting presents, if he is, ill just give he a decapitated head, hopefully he freaks out. That'll be funny.
Anyways I think I hear the blonde bitch asking for my help...I bet Tobi is pestering to him about his birthday. Ugh
I better go prepare to sacrifice Tobi.
-Your plotting Jashinist, Hidan
(A/N: its obitos birthday today!)
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Hidan's Diary (PT 1)
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