Dear fucking paper,
It seems that the meeting was about some snake named Orochimaru.
Apparently the snakes I found were his, but who cares. Itachi and Fish face are on a mission to track him down.
Fuck it, Im so tired.
I did 6 sacrifices today, a lot of blood for Jashin Haah.
Kakuzu didn't like it though, he said I was wasting time, and wasting time is wasting money. Pfft screw him.
The blonde bitch keeps pestering at plant hoe, I wonder if the bitch is whoring around the Akatsuki now...
First puppet, then Tobi, now Zetsu? Pfft, hoe bag.
I never actually thought about that. Blondie has a thing for puppet, and unconfirmed feelings for pumpkin mask man..I think.
Fish sticks and feather boy are banging.
Leader and Konan..are some messed up fuckers.
Tch, I have no game! Even tobi is getting attention from plant head.
Maybe I should go to a bar, and find a girl...
Hm, maybe ill bring money bags, he seems lonely too. Tch, I doubt he would pay to fuck though Hah!
Anyways, tomorrow is tobi's birthday I think. At least thats what he was screaming about yesterday...fuck him, loud mouthed screeching child.
Anyway, im going to bother Kakuzu.
Bye fuckers
-Your shameless Jashinist, Hidan
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Hidan's Diary (PT 1)
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