Hidan's Diary (PT 1)

Entry 45

Dear fucking journal.

I got my fucking mouth unstitched, yay for me.

My stomach? Or whatever still hurts sometimes, which is bullshit.

Also, fish face keeps calling this a FUCKING DIARY.

Like what the hell? What shit are you taking? What the fuck is everyone snorting?!

I feel like I'm the only one NOT on some fucking funky shit in this organization.

I swear, fishy and birdie be on viagra, like damn! Blondie and Tobi are TOO many dangos, most tobi, hes forcing blondie to eat them as well.

Leader and Konan are just some anti social assholes.

Kakuzu is fucking high on the sound of fucking coins. I swear DOES HE HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?

I have nothing fucking better to do than write in here tch.

Though maybe I should investigate the missing flower problem, cause the other day Leader bought some stupid flowers for the blue bitch, and now they are gone...

I also haven't seen zetsu is a while..

Maybe he gave up on eating us?

Anyway, I have some suspicions with blondie and puppet boy.

Maybe Puppet boy is making him into a puppet?

Cause I swear if they are fucking just like birdie and sharky, then I'm going to lose my shit.

How the hell would they get somebody before me?! Thats utterly dumb.

Fucking lonely gang, me, Tobi, Kakuzu, and Zetsu.

I don't think Zetsu is interested in people though, but he still counts.

Isn't this suppose to be the Akatsuki, not some gay whore house?

All I know is that I haven't indulged myself in a while, besides doing a sacrifice, which is the best kind of pleasure, PAIN HEHEH... besides everyone is strictly not allowed to fuck around in bars and crap, which is dumb.

So I'm fucking suffering here, and there is no way in hell I'm involving myself with anybody.. in this organization.. like that.....

MOVING ON, I'm fucking lonely, maybe ill go pull a prank on whomever is easiest. Hmm...

How about tobi?

Yeah lets do that

-Your Bored Jashinist, Hidan